so like, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting involved! they detained a UN team because they thought there was a terror suspect embedded in the group. like, what even?! join this server for some crazy adventures and maybe even get detained by the IDF too! who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server!
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ShedderCraft: DNA Profiling Server
join our epic minecraft server where we test your SHEDDER STATUS by seeing how many SKIN CELLS you leave behind in the game! we use this info to track your every move and determine if you are a true CRIME SCENE MASTERMIND or just a noob! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart our DNA profiling system! it’s like CSI meets Minecraft, but way more ridiculous! sign up now for a chance to prove your innocence or guilt in the most bizarre way possible! -
PixelRobbery: BlurryBandits
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can rob other players and get away with it? well, u found the right place! our server is so chaotic that even the cops can’t catch u! we have top-notch security cameras that only show blurry footage so u can easily get away with ur crimes. join now and become the ultimate master thief in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hide all ur stolen diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret joining this server, unless u get caught by the pixelated police, of course. -
Axel’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
hey u, yes u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well guess what, we have a player named Axel Rudakubana who is accused of murder in Southport! but don’t worry, he’s just as deadly in the game as he is in real life! join now for a chance to team up with a real life criminal and dominate the virtual world! who needs boring old servers when u can have this level of excitement?! come join us now, if u dare!

