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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3257 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.