| Server Name | The Eternal Region |
|---|---|
| IP | Not provided – Join through Discord |
| Version | Vanilla-based |
| Player Count | Varies |
| Features |
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Join The Eternal Region server through Discord. Make sure to read the rules before applying.
Join now and be part of The Eternal Region’s history from the ground up!
| Brief Overview |
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| The Eternal Region is a fresh, community-driven Minecraft SMP for dedicated survival players. It is whitelisted, 18+ vanilla-based server that is three weeks old, allowing players plenty of time to make their mark in the growing world. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How to Join? | Join by visiting https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG and reading #rules before applying. |
| What Makes Us Unique? | – Fundamentally Vanilla: No game-breaking plugins, just quality-of-life improvements – Community-Driven: Polls decide updates, events, and changes – Expanding World Border: Started at 1,000 blocks, grows 250 blocks daily – Exciting Future Events – Survival Island Spawn: Team up or venture out solo into the expanding wilderness – No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells – Simple Voice Chat: Enhance interactions with proximity chat |
| Why Join Now? | With only a few weeks on the clock, now is the best time to jump in and be part of the server’s history from the ground up. Apply today, join the adventure, and make The Eternal Region your new Minecraft home! |
Welcome, mere mortal! You might think you know what reality is, but NO! Join us in the void—a Minecraft server so absurdly magnificent that your brain will beg for clarity but find only chaos! This is NOT just a server. It’s a portal to your wildest (and worst) nightmares! Why? Because if you don’t join now, you’re giving up your chance to understand the cosmic joke of existence! You’ll never play a normal block game again! Without this server, you might as well eat soup with a fork! Think about it!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time Travel Griefers | Fix the past by breaking the future! Why play in the present when you can play in the schism? |
| Floating Blocks of Melancholy | Experience existential dread as you construct WITHERS from dream fragments in the Sky of Sadness. |
| Endless Coffee Beans | Survive on bean farms that barely exist. Reality bends when you drink from the cup of nothingness! |
| Donald Trump Villagers | Bartering with villagers has never been so LOUD! They’ll sell you your worst fears for diamonds! |
| Exploding Bread | Who needs TNT? Just attempt to consume any freshly baked goods—you might not survive! |
Q: Can I join if I’ve never played Minecraft?
A: Totally! But beware, your ignorance is a powerful weapon against the chaos monster lurking behind the curtain of reality! Prepare yourself!
Q: How do I build in this server?
A: Building is overrated unless you consider constructing edible llamas a legitimate pastime—then you’re golden!
Q: What happens if I die?
A: Death is just the beginning! Or maybe it’s the end. Either way, your soul might be eternal (or non-existent). Who can say?
“Coffee bean prices are at all time highs and going up.”
“I don’t care about eggs but don’t fuck with my coffee!”
“Truth is a flat circle. Drink more coffee!”