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Crafty News Seekers
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, dude. like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the coolest place ever in minecraft land.we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, quests that will blow your mind. you’ll be, like, fighting dragons and, like, saving princesses and stuff. it’s, like, so epic, bro.
and, like, if you join, you’ll become, like, super smart and stuff. cuz we got this, like, study that says being on our server makes you, like, immune to fake news. you’ll be, like, a fake news detective or something. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
so, like, come join our server and be part of the coolest, most epic community ever. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
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BlockyBoobDetective
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic builds u eva seen in yo life. we got a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs every hour on da hour. but wait, deres more! we also got a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure. but be careful, cuz deres a dragon guardin it who only speaks in puns.oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with creepers, skeletons, and zombies dat you can feed and pet. it’s a real blast, i swear.
so come join dis server and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BlockyBurgerVirusRisky
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over! -
ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains
Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite? -
Redstone PropagandaCraft
are you tired of being brainwashed by russian disinformation? come join our minecraft server and escape the mind control! our server is like a safe haven from all the fake news and propaganda. build your own little world free from the lies of the world! plus, we have free cookies for all new players! join now and break free from the chains of misinformation! -
Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.
Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!
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NoResortNoGirlfriend
Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.
Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.
So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!
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Fart Space Odyssey
LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!