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BlockyBoobDetective
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic builds u eva seen in yo life. we got a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs every hour on da hour. but wait, deres more! we also got a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure. but be careful, cuz deres a dragon guardin it who only speaks in puns.oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with creepers, skeletons, and zombies dat you can feed and pet. it’s a real blast, i swear.
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BlockyBurgerVirusRisky
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over! -
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