SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

Asgore Angst, Can You Really Call This A Tail Cut, Edition, Fluster & Treat, Forever Young, Going to College, Hit The Spot, Lakeside, last thread, metro 2033, Minecraft, No Sunny Days Without us, She Didn’t Drop a Unique Weapon or Anything, smp, Suck, Summer Soulstice, sus, SUS archives, SUS Stories archives, Tail Sensation, The Game Where She’s From, Thread, U.R, U.R. SUCK Edition, Veth archive, Пaцaн cкaзaл – пaцaн cдeлaл

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	4181	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

TraditionCraft: Tautological Fun

cultural heritage, cultural practices, customary practices, customs, Fun, generational beliefs, heritage, passed down traditions, Rituals, societal norms, Tautological, traditional beliefs, traditional celebrations, traditional ceremonies, traditional customs, traditional practices, traditional rituals, traditional values, traditional way of life, TraditionCraft, Traditions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

so, like, u know how u always do the same thing in minecraft? well, what if i told u there’s a server where traditions are like, the law? like, u gotta follow them or else u get kicked out! it’s like, so crazy but also kinda fun, u know?

like, one time this dude tried to build a house out of diamonds and the admins were like, nah bro, that’s against tradition! and they blew up his house with TNT! it was so epic, everyone was laughing and stuff.

and then there was this other time where someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet and the creeper exploded and destroyed the whole village! it was chaos but also hilarious, u gotta admit.

so, if u wanna join a server where traditions are tautological and u never know what crazy stuff is gonna happen next, then u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

PacifierPurgeMC

child development, cognitive development., communication skills, early intervention, infant development, language acquisition, language delay, language development, language skills, negative impact, oral development, oral habits, oral health, Pacifier, pacifier dependency, pacifier use, pacifier weaning, PacifierPurgeMC, speech delay, speech therapy, vocabulary size

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17

so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Curse Core: Where even the creepers are scared to go PvP against us modded players!

balanced PvP, core, CREEPERS, CT, CURSE, curse user, death, discord invite, exchange event, Impactful, jujutsu kaisen, limited Sukuna fingers, lives, Lore events, Modded, modded server, Players, PvP, REVIVED, Scared, spirit, starter crate

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6689	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	PvP, Jujutsu Kaisen based, modded
Unique Features	One CT per person (can steal from people) 3 lives with the ability to be revived Limited Sukuna Fingers (20 per world gained through events) Lore events, currently ongoing Exchange Event
Starter Crate	Given to curse users or spirits due to low player count
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I have multiple CTs?	No, each player is limited to one CT which can be stolen from others.
What happens when I die?	You have 3 lives and can be revived. Revival occurs weekly.
How do I obtain Sukuna Fingers?	Sukuna Fingers are limited to 20 per world and can be gained through events.
Are there any ongoing events?	Yes, currently the Exchange Event is underway.
Why do curse users or spirits get a starter crate?	Due to a low player count in those categories, they receive a starter crate.

GreenCraft – Cecilia’s Evergreen Server

#HololiveEnglish, #youtube, Cecilia Immergreen, Cecilias, celebrate, employee number one, evergreen, GreenCraft, holoJustice, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, important videos, long tail tags, merch, Monetization Relay, Music, OP Template, part-time worker, Previous thread, Server, twitter

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further than our server, where the 97th Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers! Join us and become a part-time worker in our virtual world, where justice reigns supreme and monetization is celebrated like a national holiday.

Our server is run by employee number one, who will stop at nothing to prove their worth in the Minecraft universe. With streams filled with holoJustice and holoEnglish, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our crazy adventures.

But that’s not all – we have important videos, music, merch, and even memes to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join the #ImmerScreen stream and unleash your inner Immergination with our unique art and music creations.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft journey like never before. Just don’t forget to watch out for the 97th Wind – it’s been known to blow players away with its sheer awesomeness!

OpenSSLCraft Server

Bloodline, CURSE, debug, disable tls, Flag, GOOGLE, OpenSSL, OpenSSLCraft, plagues, Server, upvotes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	158	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, join our server where we have the most outrageous and hilarious bugs that will have you laughing for days!

Forget about regular gameplay, on our server you might encounter a glitch that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns or a curse that makes all the chickens explode into confetti! And if you ever run into a problem, just Google it and use a magic flag to disable it – easy peasy!

But beware, if you dare to cross the line, you might incur Allah’s curse and endless plagues upon your bloodline! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

CraftyCommitmentCrisis

anxiety, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyCommitmentCrisis, decision, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, extroverted, introspection, misunderstanding, PRESSURE, Private, Proposal, public proposal, relationship, rescinded, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with surprises!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start a flash mob proposing to each other! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s all happening on our server.

We promise no unwanted public proposals here, unless you count the time a player built a giant diamond ring in the sky and asked everyone on the server to marry them. Talk about commitment!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, saying yes to joining our server is not legally binding…we think.

CraftyConspiracyCrafters

#classified information, #covert operations, Alternate Reality, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracyCrafters, enigmatic theories, fringe beliefs, government deception, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, INTERESTING, mind control, Mystery, paranormal activity, secret society, suspicious events, unexplained phenomena, unheard-of, unknown origins, Whistleblower

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9485	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Have you ever heard the conspiracy theory that Minecraft was actually created by aliens as a way to communicate with humans? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this wacky theory while building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a secret race of llama warriors who will fight by your side in epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself guards the entrance, waiting to challenge brave adventurers who dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, this is one conspiracy theory you won’t want to miss out on!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, border security, cooperation, cross-border cooperation, defense agreement, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, international relations, joint exercises, military alliance, Minecraft, Mutual assistance, peace treaty, Peacekeeping, Poland, political agreement, regional stability, security deal, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	259
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and poland have joined forces to create the most secure and fun gaming experience ever! we have crazy pvp battles where ukraine and poland fight side by side against creepers and zombies. our admins are like the secret service, always watching out for any hackers or griefers trying to ruin the fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and secret weapons. join now and be part of the epic alliance between ukraine and poland in minecraft!

Blocky Kremlin Charity

blocky, Charity, children, children’s hospital, Community, Conflict, Crisis, donation, emergency, fundraising, Generosity, Healthcare, healthcare system, Humanitarian Aid, Kremlin, medical care, Okhmatdyt, russia, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build hospitals for children in need in just 3 hours!!! ukrainians donated 100 million rubles to help the cause, so you know it’s gonna be lit! join us and help save lives while building epic structures in the game. who knew saving the world could be so fun?! come join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

Animal Behavior, Animals, Assumptions, BELIEF, brain development, brain size, BrainCrafters, CARNIVORES, cognitive abilities, doesnt, Evolution, humans, Mammals, matter, neuroscience, PRIMATES, research, rodents, Science, SIZE, size changes, species, study, trend

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

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