survivor Minecraft Servers

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  • Friendly Sakura’s Rapist Minecraft Server

    Friendly Sakura’s Rapist Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than the terrain is the drama in the chat! Join now to uncover the mystery of why Sakura is so friendly with her rapist – is it true love, Stockholm syndrome, or just a glitch in the matrix? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this bizarre relationship!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

    So come on in and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding chickens, the talking trees, and the dancing creepers! You never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Cancer Chronicles Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cancer Chronicles Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is llama spit and the only rule is to never trust a chicken wearing sunglasses.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and explore the depths of the Nether with your trusty pet rock named Steve.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary EL Salvador cancer anon, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Will you be able to out-dance this elusive creature and claim its enchanted disco ball as your prize?

    So come on, what’s your story? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where the mobs are friendly, the creepers give hugs, and the zombies throw parties!

    Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret dance routine that will leave you in stitches. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve been known to break out into impromptu rap battles that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if a sheep starts singing “Rape Me” by Nirvana, it’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

    Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

    And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

    Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

    Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boo Hoo Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

    BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

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    Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Party Pooper Minecraft Server

    Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

    GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP