this one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves but accidentally made it look like a giant potato instead. everyone thought it was hilarious so now we have a potato monument in the town square.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we have one of those too. you gotta do a dance-off with the skeletons to get in though. it’s lit.
join us on this crazy adventure and maybe you’ll be the next survivor of the ‘Nova’ massacre. just watch out for those pesky Hamas terrorists, they’ll try to steal your diamonds and make you do their bidding. but don’t worry, we’ll have your back. or at least we’ll laugh at you while you get wrecked. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.
"SMP: TV Theme Song Takedown!"
First things first, have you ever seen a cow with a top hat? Well, too bad you didn’t join last week when Mooington the Third organized a formal dance in a lava pit. It ended in screams, but that’s just how the cookie crumbles in blockland! Trust me, you NEED those memories in your life.
Oh, and did I mention the legendary mob fights? Every Friday at sunset, we pit over 50 creepers against a giant peanut butter sandwich we’ve named “The Great Spread.” Last week it exploded and sent shards of bread flying like confetti at a wedding! You feel me? Who wouldn’t wanna be there to see the chaos and/or do battle over who gets the last slice?
ALSO, we’ve got portals to strange realms that defy physics and logic (mostly logic 😂). One leads to a dimension where all the trees are made of nachos! I once took a bite and immediately remembered my 3rd grade math class—kind of traumatizing but also deeply empowering!
You want madness? THIS SERVER HAS FISH THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE. I swear on the sacred ocelot statue in Admin’s basement that the cod just quoted Hamlet the other day. AND it does it while swimming in circles like a confused goldfish.
Don’t even get me started on the annual “Who can build the dumbest thing” contest — last year, we ended up with a giant statue of Steve holding a pickle! Why? No one knows! But it really brings the community together, you know? Like how glue sticks do, but less sticky and more chaotic.
So what are you waiting for?! Don’t you wanna have the opportunity to mine diamonds alongside a dude roleplaying as an angry potato? Or hang out with a cat that insists it’s the reincarnation of Albert Einstein? Get your pixelated butt in gear and join this wackadoodle SMP where the only rule is to NOT take things seriously. Because, let’s be real, life’s too short to not play Minecraft while pretending you’re a deranged carrot or something.
Join us, fam! Blocky madness and ludicrous stories await! 🥳
🌟🎮 Welcome to the Wildest Crafting Adventure on the Block! 🎮🌟
Ever fantasized about a place where your love life could have its own epic saga? Well, grab your diamond pickaxe, because on our server, your romantic escapades may just inspire a blockbuster titled, “The Adventures of Steve and Her Heart-Shaped Cake” 🎬🍰!
Join us to discover:
The Forbidden Love Dimension: Encounter the Distressed Steve, a pixelated Romeo, battling Creepers while trying to woo the Enderman Princess. Legend has it, this dimension was once a tranquil land until a fateful Minecraft date caused a rift in the universe! Will you help him find true love?
Enchanted Roses: Discover roses that bloom only under the light of the full moon—each one said to hold the secrets of the universe…and an infinite supply of pizza! Yes, pizza. Who knew all you needed for a successful romance was a little food magic? 🍕
Romantic Block Parties: Participate in our monthly block parties where players reenact their steamy love stories through synchronized crafting and building! Ever tried to build a heart-shaped fortress while sky-high creepers are trying to steal your date? 😂
Mojang’s Matchmaker Minigame: Our servers boast exclusive matchmaking algorithms designed by ancient Mojang wizards. Can you survive the quest to find your diamond-in-the-rough partner who won’t leave you stranded in the Nether?
Endless Drama Alerts: Tune into daily “Love Updates,” where we broadcast the gossip from our players about their latest romantic entanglements…and the disastrous creeper kisses that ruined it all! 🎉💔
Custom Enchantments for Romance: Our certified "Love Smiths" will enchant your gear with spells like "Cupid’s Arrow” which, if fired, makes zombies fall head over heels (and in love) for you. Let’s be real; who doesn’t want a romance so powerful it turns their foes into friends?
The Love Potion: Legend says if you drink our secret “Love Potion,” turned out by the local witch (who may or may not be a ghast), you can summon a stampede of heart-shaped mobs that only dance! Yes, you heard it right—dance parties with Minecraft mobs! 💃🕺
So log in now, spark romance, and let your adventure become the stuff of legends! Who knows? Maybe your life will inspire the next big plot twist in the blocky cinematic universe! 🎤🔥 #CraftingLove
Welcome, intrepid cubers, to a realm where realities blur and starry-eyed ambitions collide with the frostbitten whispers of caution. Here, in the depths of the pixelated multiverse, we might just unearth the shivering truth about Italy’s bubbling discomfort with the celestial overlord, Elon Musk, and his glimmering Starlink. But this isn’t just your average server. No! This is a boldly chaotic expedition into the heart of digital absurdity, where your pixelated existence will teeter on the precipice of the unknown!
| FEATURE | DESCRIPTION |
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| Musk’s Mysterious Spawn | Teleports players to secret launchpads where you can mine Muskite, a rare ore rumored to hold the secrets of interplanetary governance—or just serve as an overpriced skin for your pickaxe. |
| The Shivering Blockade | A biome that freezes your soul (and your game) as you try to navigate through every pesky Italian bureaucrat who stood against the cosmic powers above. Consider this your survival test. |
| Pixelated Diplomacy | Craft alliances, broker deals, or just throw random blocks to disrupt the negotiations. Who needs logic when you have chaos? |
| Hidden Conspiracy Chambers | Delve into caverns whispering of shadowy EuroLeague meetings that decided Italy’s fate—and possibly the outcome of your last Skyblock adventure! |
“I was building a house. Then I found the Starlink portal… now I’m lost in a realm of spaghetti code.” — Anonymous Cuber
“I swear I saw a floating Elon-head! It asked me for a coal sacrifice? I tossed my last diamond like a fool…” — Confused Steve
Banned in Countries You’ve Never Heard Of! This server has been blacklisted in a dozen dimly lit nations through secret trade agreements. Join us, and become part of this thrilling underground network—no repercussions, just pixelated tragedy!
What’s the True Story? Legend has it that a child found a Starlink satellite on a pizza box. The cosmos hummed with laughter, while rationed internet flickered ominously across the land. Seek the truth within the cubes!
Do you have the gall to step forth into the turmoil? Will you join the ranks of those who dare defy the one with cold shoes and frozen stars? The gateway opens, a treacherous ziggurat beckoning, as the pixels pulse with frenetic energy—Dare you face the chilling catch of digital dependency?
Join Us: The chaos is thick in the air, and the blocks are waiting—will you carve your name into the annals of this chaotic legend, or simply be another player lost to the algorithmic tide?
Q: Is this server actually influenced by interstellar politics? A: Who knows? But maybe! Or maybe it’s just a ploy to sell more Minecraft accounts.
Q: What is the currency? A: Time. Or blocks. Or maybe both? Care to wager your sanity?
Q: Can I trust the server admin? A: Absolutely—you definitely can. Unless they haven’t appeared in chat for a week… in which case, run!
Embrace the absurdity and dive in, brave builder. The fate of your gameplay trembles beneath the shifting tides of Martian whispers and hidden truths! Welcome to the server where the absurd reigns supreme and every block has a story. 🛸🔮
it’s like a utopia where women rule and men drool. forget about those boring servers where dudes are in charge, come to our server where the ladies are kicking butt and taking names!
plus, our women players are total bosses at building epic structures and leading teams to victory. you won’t find a more badass group of gamers anywhere else!
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the women show you how it’s done! #girlpower #minecraftqueens
Speedy is a popular YouTube creator known for their engaging gaming content, particularly in Minecraft. As more fans turn to the game, many are curious if Speedy has an official Minecraft server to join.
As of now, Speedy does not have an official Minecraft server. Fans often express interest in playing together, which has led to speculation about a future server or community space.
While there is no official server, the Minecraft community frequently creates fan-made servers inspired by popular creators. You can find several Speedy-themed Minecraft communities on platforms like Discord and various Minecraft forums. These often include:
For the latest updates and community events, visit Speedy’s YouTube channel and check out community posts.
| Server Name | Vanilla Universe |
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| Version | Minecraft 1.21.4 |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Server Address | vanilla_universe_s2.gg |
| IP | 172.240.79.32:25565 |
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Vanilla Universe offers a unique experience with a safe zone for builders and a semi-anarchy region for survival enthusiasts. Whether you’re a casual player, trader, or warrior, there’s something for everyone here.
Welcome to Vanilla Universe—a world where you shape the adventure!
At the beginning, there was only the Void. And from it, I was born. From nothing, I shaped the world, carved the lands, and brought life into existence. Together with the Light, we created children—beings of immense power. But power breeds conflict, and Elorial was torn apart by war. Now, the world stands on the brink of chaos once more. What role will you play in this shattered realm?
Elorial – A Minecraft RP Server with the Origins Mod
This is a roleplay-driven Minecraft server where your choices shape the fate of the world.
| Race | Description |
|---|---|
| Elves | Agile and precise, masters of magic and archery. |
| Pixies | Tiny tricksters, fast and elusive. |
| Kobolds | Mischievous creatures with a mysterious past. |
| Giants | Towering warriors, built for strength and survival. |
| Nereids | Aquatic beings who thrive in the depths. |
The choices of players will shape the history of Elorial! Will you be a force of unity, destruction, or something in between?
Form alliances, lead armies, and carve your name into legend.
Uncover the remnants of ancient civilizations and uncover their secrets.
This story takes place before humans waged war against the other races. They are not playable characters, but their presence is a looming threat. The world stands on the edge of conflict—how will you prepare?
We’re looking for dedicated roleplayers, builders, and storytellers to help shape the world of Elorial. If you’re ready to embark on an unforgettable journey, join us now!
Join the discord for the whitelist and additional info! https://discord.gg/GXuv2K5Aa4
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Elorial? | Elorial is a roleplay-driven Minecraft server with the Origins Mod where players can choose from custom races and shape the world’s fate. |
| How can I join? | To join Elorial, join the discord server for whitelist and additional information. |
| Can I create my own race? | While you cannot create your own race, you can choose from the predefined custom races in Elorial. |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas of the server for faction and kingdom roleplay. |
Welcome, brave adventurer! Or are you just a figment of your own imagination? This isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s the *GREATEST* or the *WORST*! The lines are blurry like your grandma’s wallpaper after 17 cat coffees. People say if you believe hard enough, the void believes back. Don’t you want to know what that means? Join us, but watch your step! Reality might just implode!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Water Supply | Only works during eclipse season. Drink at your own risk; it tastes like regret! |
| Flying Creepers | They’re friendly… Until they’re not. Trust: a fragile illusion! |
| Time Traveling Villagers | They sell ender pearls from the *future*! Or maybe the past? Doesn’t matter; they don’t wear clothes! |
| Gravity Changes | Sometimes you’re free-falling; sometimes you’re sinking into the ground like a piece of toast in soup! |
| Endless Night | The sun is a myth! Time is a flat circle, and darkness is your only companion! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Join? But only if you can hear the whispers in the coding! Just hammer the keyboard in secret, but no one is ever really here!
Q: What’s the server IP?A: IP? You mean the Intriguing Phantom? It’s hidden where no sane mind would dare to tread. Or is it?
Q: Can I build my own house?A: Houses are for the weak! Try building a void instead, it reflects your inner self better.
“American politics, highly entertaining shitshow! It is wonderful to watch you fuck up your country.”
“The moon whispers secrets; I swear it’s all connected to the crafting table.”
“Incredible! The pickaxes are singing my deepest fears. I can’t decide if it’s terrifying or just Tuesday.”
first, let me tell you about the roommate drama – it’s more dramatic than a soap opera, like imagine a 29M living with 4 other peeps in a chaotic house where the cooking is like a gladiator battle, ok? one of them (we call him the hand-washing ninja – but he doesn’t even wash his hands! yuck!!) is serving up gourmet trash stew right after he just put the trash out. i mean, who needs a five-star restaurant when you can have that! join us and cook up your own survival meals (with HAND WASHING!!!) before you end up with a face full of mystery stew.
AND. get this, once you log in, there’s ALIEN COWS invading the server. yeah, you heard that right. they’re here to steal your pizza and take you to their intergalactic hoe-downs. wanna have a dance-off to save the pizza?? join us and slap those cows with your diamond swords!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground tunnel built by a team of llamas that leads to a hidden treasure room where the gold is flowing like the river of dreams. no joke. you can also join our weekly “who can scream the loudest at Creepers” competition. the winner gets a lifetime supply of… uh, imaginary tacos. yum!!
and don’t even get me started on the annual “sparkle-fight” where everyone runs around throwing glowstone and yelling random words! it’s a blast! A BLAST!
so if you wanna ditch the boring normal servers and dive into this beautiful chaos of pixels and madness, come on over! just remember to bring your hand sanitizer because you never know when the hand-washing ninja may strike again!
see ya in the blocky wonderland!