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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9384 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
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so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?
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