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ParentalInvasion Minecraft Server

4th of july, AITAH, bossing around, busy bodies, Cats, Damage, family, Farm, father in-law, Father’s Day, gossip, gossipy, House, husband, in-laws, invite, karate, Kids, Military, Minecraft, mini me, move in, ParentalInvasion, parents, Pets, photography, relationship, rent free, Server, shut up, sister-in-law, Trash talk, underhanded comments, Yelling

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly invading your personal space and trying to take over your home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual fortress and keep those pesky in-laws out!

Imagine a world where you can create a moat filled with lava to keep them at bay, or build a giant wall made of diamond blocks to show them who’s boss. On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate defense against unwanted visitors.

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours. From parkour courses that will test your agility to PvP battles that will show your in-laws who’s the real boss, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can finally keep your in-laws at a safe distance. Trust us, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!

WeddingWarsMC

black attire, cocktail attire, Communication Issues, dress code, event planning, fashion choices, formal events, friendship, friendship boundaries, friendship dispute, personal boundaries, personal style, social circle, social expectations, wardrobe preferences, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you wear black all day, every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you black-loving players out there. We don’t discriminate against your dark fashion choices, in fact, we encourage them!

Join us and never worry about being told “no black allowed” ever again. Our server is a safe haven for all you black enthusiasts. Plus, we have a special event where all players must wear black to show their dedication to the dark side. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of black attire.

So come on over to our server and let your inner darkness shine! Who needs colorful grandpa sweaters when you can rock the black look like a boss? Join now and let the black magic begin!

BlockyBrain Minecraft Server

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, BlockyBrain, common, Curious, eccentric, everyday, Minecraft, normal, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Server, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

NoTurnOnsJustTurnOffs

aversions, DISLIKES, idiosyncratic, Individuality, NoTurnOnsJustTurnOffs, peculiar, peculiarities, personal taste, Pet Peeves, Preferences, QUIRKS, repulsions, turn off, turn on, turn-ons, Unconventional, unconventional turn offs, unconventional turn ons, Unique

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Looking for a server where you can ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can do just that and more.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant tacos? Or maybe you fancy yourself a professional unicorn wrangler? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the craziness never stops.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

arms trafficking, China, Conflict, Defense, embargo, embargo enforcement, international relations, investigation, italy, libya, MIDDLE EAST, military drones, military equipment, Minecraft, North Africa, PastaCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, Surveillance, Technology, united nations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Emeralds Found:	9783	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FROM ITALY AND CHINA FLYIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY. U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL SECRETS OR JUST WATCH DEM CRASH INTO EACH OTHER. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT WHEN U GOT DRAMA LIKE DIS? PLUS, U MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY START A WAR BETWEEN ITALY AND CHINA IN DA GAME. IT’S LIT, BRO. JOIN NOW BEFORE DA DRONES TAKE OVER DA SERVER!

CraftyUkrainians

Claims, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Négotiation, Politics, president, refusal, response, Stance, Statement, trump, Ukraine, united states, unwilling to compromise

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Farms Harvested:	752
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	2735
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds. And get this, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. Want a pet dragon? Boom, you got it. Want a giant rainbow made of candy? Consider it done.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We have a parkour course that defies gravity and a spleef arena where the floor is made of lava. It’s like a never-ending party up in here.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Get your butt in here and join the fun before the Ender Dragon decides to throw a dance party without you. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

30YearPrisonersCompensationRich

30YearPrisonersCompensationRich, civil rights, compensation, compensation for injustice, compensation for lost years, criminal justice, decades behind bars, exoneration, innocence project, justice delayed, justice system, Legal System, long term incarceration, million dollars, prisoners, wrongful conviction compensation, wrongful conviction lawsuits, wrongful imprisonment, wrongful incarceration, wrongful release, Wrongfully convicted

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can find wrongfully convicted prisoners who been locked up for like 30 years? well, dis server got em all! and get dis, they all gettin’ compensated with a few million dollars cuz why not? come join da fun and help these prisoners build their dream minecraft houses with all dat cash! it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Hailey’s House of Pure Vanilla Realms: Apply if you’re a girl over 16 (boys allowed in spirit)

Allowed, apply, Boys, Chill, Community, confirmation, Cozy, discord server, Friendly, furniture pack, girl, girls only, gravestone pack, haileys, House, invite, Inviting, KIND, mob types, OWNER, Peaceful, Pure, realism pack, Realms, spirit, survival realm, Vanilla, water physics, Welcoming, Whitelisted, Youre

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Emeralds Found:	7142	Dimension Hops:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5528
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

About the realm

Join Hailey’s Haven

This is a survival realm for girls to express themselves without interference

Who are we looking for

Criteria

We are looking for girls over the age of 16 who are kind, friendly, welcoming, helpful, chill, and nice to everyone

ADD-ONS

Realism Pack	Provides realistic water physics and a variety of mob types
Gravestone Pack	Prevents loss of items upon death
Furniture Pack	For livening up homes and creating a cozy atmosphere

For an invite to the realm, contact the owner at u/gecko_girl or join the discord server.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Hailey’s Haven?

A: Contact the owner or join the discord server for an invite.

Q: Is this realm only for girls?

A: Yes, we aim to create a space for girls to play without interference.

Q: What are the age requirements?

A: You must be over the age of 16 to join.

Q: What add-ons are used in the realm?

A: Realism Pack, Gravestone Pack, and Furniture Pack.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Game, guess, guessing challenge, guessing game, Lost, LostCraft, Minecraft, Mystery, Server, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected competition, unexpected defeat, unexpected loss, unexpected mystery, unexpected outcome, unexpected surprise, unexpected twist, unexpected win, WIN

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, guess what you just lost – because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our daily llama racing tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob in a dance-off will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

FurCraft – Furry Minecraft Server

Anons, cucking, cuckoldry, Cuckoldry community, desuarchive, discussion, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Front Row Seat, FurCraft, FurNTR, Furry, kink, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, relationships, Roleplay, Server, Trash thread, Waifurs

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate front row seat edition of virtual cuckery! Join us as we discuss all things Waifurs and the art of getting cucked in the most hilarious ways possible.

Have you ever wanted to share your wildest cuck fantasies with like-minded players? Or perhaps you’re more interested in cuckolding others by stealing their Waifurs in the game. Either way, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner cuck master.

In our previous threads, players have shared epic tales of betrayal, heartbreak, and ultimate cuckery. From stealing Waifurs in the dead of night to setting up elaborate cuck traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world of virtual cuckery like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cuck champion of our Minecraft server!