Weaponized Toaster

arm yourself, creativity, Defense, DIY weapon, emergency, End of the World, everyday object, household item, household tool, imagination, left, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, Resource, scenario, strategy, Survival, toaster, unconventional weapon, weapon, Weaponized, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.

Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?

Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)

Modern Anarchy

2023, Anarchy, blocks, Cheats, Community, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Hacks, Hardware, Lag-free, MODERN, new york, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion, Wasteland, world border

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3830	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.
Multi-version compatibility using ViaVersion; you don’t need to be on 1.21.1 to join.

Server with mini-games! Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, competitive, Creative, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, image, Interactive, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mini Games Server, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Server, server description, Survival, virtual

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

The owner of the “Server with mini-games” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

195.201.202.184:22272

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, Beds, buildoutside, Claims, disabled, Friendly, hardgamemode, HeadDrops, Involved, Keepinventory, location, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, Phantoms, Players, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to The Pale Garden Minecraft Server

Server Information
Game Version	1.21.4
Game Mode	Semi Vanilla SMP
Hard Mode	Survival
Special Features

Server Overview

Join us in our Minecraft adventure! Explore our semi vanilla SMP, test your skills in the arena, and enjoy a hard survival mode. The Pale Garden server is a no pay-to-win environment, where raiding and PVP are encouraged. Owners are active and involved, with strict rules against cheating, griefing, and raiding by staff members. Use unique commands like /sethome and /rtp to enhance your gameplay experience.

Connect with Us

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, the server offers raiding and PVP opportunities, with a focus on survival gameplay.
What are the rules regarding cheating and griefing?	Cheating, griefing, and raiding by staff members are strictly prohibited.
How can I set my home location?	Use the command /sethome to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default.
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, the world border is set to 100k to limit exploration range.

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Creative, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Shops, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, Survival, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
Do I need to join the Discord before playing on the server?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online.

GRAYMINE Modes SURVIVAL ANARCHY MINI-GAMES Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bedwars, GRAYMINE, mc.graymine.ru, minecraft server, Mini Games, Modes, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

? The new Minecraft server is already open! ?

Join us and enjoy:

? Anarchy: complete freedom of action, without rules and restrictions!? Survival: Build, craft, explore and survive in the harsh world of Minecraft!⚔️ Bedwars: fight other players, destroy beds and become the last one standing!

Server IP address: mc.graymine.ru

Join us today! ?

www.graymine.ru

Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server

A Quiet Place, danger, emily blunt, family, FARTING, fear, gender ratio, horror movie, john krasinski, LAUGHING, Men, Minecraft, Monsters, post-apocalyptic, Server, SILENT, Sound, Survival, survival skills, Suspense, Tension, Thriller

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

Active Staff, BROKE, Community, Creative, Custom Enchants, Discord, Door, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Pigman, Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist, zombie

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	LawlessMC
Server Type	Anarchy
Server Rule	No cheats allowed
Monthly Contest Prize	$100 (next month $200)
Server IP	lawlessmc.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the main rule of the server?	No cheats allowed.
Is griefing and stealing allowed?	Yes, but retaliation comes from other players, not staff.
Are staff members allowed to grief?	No, staff are not allowed to grief on the server.
Is there a monthly contest with a cash prize?	Yes, the monthly contest prize is currently $100, and will increase to $200 next month.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, the server has no restriction on adult content and requires active adult supervision.
Who should not be trusted on the server?	Glowstix should not be trusted.

Crafted Survival

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Playtime, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server trailer, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with minimal tweaks for a griefer-free experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
Discord	Join our Discord server
Server Trailer	Watch the trailer
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP play.craftedsurvival.net and login to start playing.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and address any griefing incidents.

3. How do land claiming and protection work?

Players can claim land to protect their builds from griefing. The claiming system is easy to use and ensures your creations are secure.

4. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, we regularly host community events such as build contests, minigames, and more. Keep an eye on our Discord server for event announcements.

5. Are there any server rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and inclusive environment for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules to avoid any issues.

6. How can I earn ranks on the server?

Ranks are based on factors such as trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute positively to the community, the higher your rank will be.

LycorisCraft 1.16-1.21.4 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, LycorisCraft, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

The owner of the server “LycorisCraft 1.16-1.21.4” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.lycoriscraft.ru

BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	564507	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

abduction, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, confusion, CreepinCraft, Driving, eerie, encounter, Extraterrestrial, glowing orange object, home, intense light, irregular movement, Memory Loss, Mysterious, Phenomenon, SKY, strange, THURSDAY, unexplained, unknown

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

Ancient, blocky, Capital, Christianity, Conflict, crafted, CREEPERS, CRUSADE, diamonds, Diversity, Dome of the Rock, History, HOLY, Holy City, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Old City, Peace, Piggy, pilgrimage, Redstone, Religious, Sacred, Temple, Unity, Waterfalls, Western Wall, Zion

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	135
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Farms Harvested:	769
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

anime adaptation, anime fans, blocks, editing, fan community, fan cuts, fan edits, fan preference, filler episodes, manga accuracy, Manga adaptation, Naruto exams, Naruto Kai, Needless, Nostalgia, One Pace, original episodes, pacing, rewatch, streamlined viewing, tv shows, unnecessary scenes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

attraction, Black, black guys, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, guys, Interracial Relationships, love, Meet, Physical attraction, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Sexy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo, White, white women, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

38 million strong nation, corrupt, corrupt nation, corrupt nation in Europe, Cultural significance, Europe, European nation, hate, hate this country, international companies, international companies in Europe, Laughingstock, madness, MILLION, Minecraft, Noobs, polluted, polluted nation, polluted nation in Europe, poorer than Botswana, poorer than Namibia, scientific achievements, unreal

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	419611
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dragon Eggs Found:	8382
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Blocky VTuber Vibes: Where Pixels Meet Personality in Minecraft!

blocky, Compared, HoloVCRslop, how, Lads, Like.., Meet, Minecraft, more, now.., nu-HoloVCRslop, Personality, pixels, proper, proper VTubers, VIBES, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	198	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

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Blocky Hearted Adventures

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

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1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They will guide you through the world with their expert knowledge and fluffy charm.

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Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

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