lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.
we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.
if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.
we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.
so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!