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OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchantments Applied:	294
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1125
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ores Mined:	4198	Star Shards Collected:	258
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	155935	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!