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Survival Rates

  • Gamer’s Galaxy: Glioblastoma vs Gliomas

    Gamer’s Galaxy: Glioblastoma vs Gliomas

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy battle between glioblastoma multiforme and low-grade gliomas. like, these cancer types are dukin’ it out in the virtual world, and you gotta pick a side to join.

    if you join Team Glioblastoma, you get super cool powers like shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes and summonin’ a giant brain to crush your enemies. but if you join Team Low-Grade Gliomas, you can control minds and make your foes do the chicken dance until they surrender.

    plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure in the server that only the bravest players can find. it’s rumored to be a magical potion that grants you immortality in the game. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic Minecraft server and be part of the craziest battle ever? come on, dude, don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Cancer Survival

    Blocky Cancer Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

    we got diamond blocks growing on trees and pigs that can fly. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend your base from any pesky zombies or skeletons.

    rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    plus, our community is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lung Lady Land: Transplant Edition

    Lung Lady Land: Transplant Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance! we got llamas that spit fire and chickens that drop diamonds, it’s lit fam!

    plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

    Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

    PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

    with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

    so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PancakePvP – Chemotherapy Chronicles

    PancakePvP – Chemotherapy Chronicles

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta mine for diamonds and stuff? well on this server, we got a secret cave with unlimited diamonds! yea, u heard me right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a special potion that turns u into a flying unicorn! imagine soaring through the sky, raining down glitter on all the noobs below. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon? yea, he’s like our bouncer or something. if u try to grief or steal, he’ll breathe fire on ur sorry butt faster than u can say “creeper”.

    so come join us on this epic adventure, where the diamonds are endless, the unicorns fly high, and the dragon keeps the peace. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PancreaCraft: Survive & Thrive!

    PancreaCraft: Survive & Thrive!

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the wildest ride of ur life, where u can build, fight, and explore like never before.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine would be jealous. we got custom biomes, insane mobs, and secret dungeons waiting to be conquered. u can team up with ur friends or go solo, the choice is urs.

    but wait, there’s more! we have exclusive events like the annual creeper rodeo, where u can ride a creeper like a bucking bronco. or how about the legendary diamond hunt, where u can win rare loot that will make ur friends green with envy.

    so what are u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the planet. who knows, u might even discover the secret to surviving pancreatic cancer while ur at it. just kidding, but seriously, come join us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Death Toll MC

    Death Toll MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the death rate is higher than the respawn rate! we have players dying left and right, getting resuscitated, then dying again later in life. it's like getting two deaths for the price of one! come see if you can beat the odds and survive in this crazy world where death is just a part of the game. join now for a chance to experience the thrill of respawning over and over again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TumorMeltingCraft

    TumorMeltingCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray new drug that’s like, melting away tumours for some peeps with bowel cancer? it’s like a gamechanger, but in real life! imagine if you could do that in Minecraft, just melt away all the baddies with a magic potion or something. well, you can’t do that in the game, but you can join our server and have a blast with other players who are also fighting off evil tumours… i mean, mobs. come join us and be a part of this epic battle for survival! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that can cure all your Minecraft ailments. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creepers & Endermen: Your sister’s black boyfriend gives diamonds

    Creepers & Endermen: Your sister’s black boyfriend gives diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting that look from your sister’s black boyfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire and never have to deal with awkward family situations again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns anyone who gives you that look into a friendly llama. So come join us and say goodbye to uncomfortable stares and hello to endless fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP