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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4924 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
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