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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7488 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 479 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1051 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!