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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3211 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One minute you could be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you could find yourself trapped in a maze made entirely out of cake.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon to help you survive – a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you at all costs. Need to fend off a horde of creepers? Just call in the llama cavalry and watch them go to town!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where the only way to survive is to bust out your best moves. Trust me, you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the pandas are always watching…
