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Shat My Pants Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with automatic toilets that splash water on your balls while trying to take a peaceful poop? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting splashed is the fun! Our bathrooms are always clean and free of rogue poop crumbs, unlike those pesky public bathrooms. Come join us for a poop-free gaming experience and leave the poop crumbs behind!

Band Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	238
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing solo in Minecraft and ready to join a band of misfit gamers? Look no further than our epic SMP! We’re a group of Minecraft rockstars looking for a lead singer to name our band after. Join us for wild adventures, crazy building competitions, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon (who we suspect is actually a secret fan of our music). Plus, rumor has it that our band name will be chosen by a magical talking parrot who only speaks in song lyrics. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out with us!

InfinityVerse

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mines Excavated:	1066	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	154
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

I hope to see you there! Squidges <3 ~ Wobie

Social Links: https://discord.me/infinityverse

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old same old? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical anime adventure that will positively surprise you at every turn! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, build your own anime-inspired kingdom, and maybe even find a magical talking cat companion along the way. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Join now and prepare to be positively surprised!

No. 205418625 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of nothing but TNT, and have epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon.

We have a secret underground disco room where you can show off your best dance moves to the creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama beauty pageant – the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecrafter in all the land? Join us now and find out!

FableNetwork

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

FableCraft, a revolutionary RPG-inspired Minecraft server nestled in the vibrant gaming community of the Philippines. At FableCraft, we’ve reimagined what it means to explore, create, and conquer in Minecraft, delivering a rich and immersive experience that goes far beyond the ordinary. From breathtaking landscapes to meticulously crafted mechanics, every detail of our server has been designed to ignite your imagination and awaken your sense of adventure.

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Blocky Love Connection Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7666

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and plays nicey nicey with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, players are constantly at each other’s throats in epic battles of wits and skills!

Join our server and witness the drama unfold as players form alliances, betray each other, and plot devious schemes to take over the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Who will be left crying in a corner? The only way to find out is to join our server and dive headfirst into the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed a massive army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or wing?). Will you challenge the Chicken King and try to dethrone him? Or will you join forces with him and conquer the server together? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	6851
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even Yagoo himself is losing his mind trying to keep up with it all.

Picture this: a server where alliances are constantly shifting, backstabbing is the norm, and the chat is filled with more tea than a high school gossip session. Yagoo is probably pulling his hair out right now trying to make sense of all the chaos.

But hey, who needs order when you can have chaos, am I right? So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe even make Yagoo question his life choices), then come join us! Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

Cubed Empire

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Cubed Empire is a premier Minecraft server tailored for players who thrive in the competitive world of faction-based gameplay. With a unique and immersive experience, it stands out as the ultimate battleground for factions. Players can engage in intense battles, build alliances, and dominate the land through strategy and teamwork. Our server is meticulously crafted to challenge and inspire, offering dynamic mechanics, seasonal resets, and a community that values skill and collaboration. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a newcomer to factions, Cubed Empire provides the perfect environment to test your skills and rise to power.

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Niji Girl’s Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Towns Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to avoid being sexually harassed is by being so hot that even the creepiest of creepers can’t resist your charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated drama, scandalous gossip, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Our server is like a virtual catwalk, where only the most attractive avatars survive. If you’re not turning heads and making jaws drop, then you might as well pack your pickaxe and go home. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of potions and power-ups to help you level up your looks and become the hottest player in the game.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are so obsessed with looks that they’ve turned Minecraft into a virtual beauty pageant? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly “Hottest Avatar” contest gets a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine. Who knows, you might just become the next Niji girl who’s too hot to handle!