Survival Food Choice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

One Food Forever Minecraft SMP

eternal meal selection, long-term food decision, smp, food passions, essential food item

Hey fellow gamers and block busters, so listen up! If you ain’t heard about the most legendary SMP since the dawn of time (or at least since that one time I stuffed a whole creeper in a cake), then let me tell you, you NEED to join this madness!

First off, did I mention that you can ONLY eat ONE food for the rest of your life?? Like, what even is that? But on this SMP, we take that to the next level. Pick your ONE food and then you can totally build a shrine to it! Yes, that’s right, people will worship your choice of food! “Behold, the Holy Bacon Shrine!" Or “All Hail the Great Pumpkin Pie!” Imagine the clout!

And guess what. Each Wednesday, we have a Giant Enderman Dance-Off! LOL, totally wild, right? If you can out-dance an Enderman, you get to wear their hat for a whole week in-game! How rad is that? Be the Envy of the Server!

You know how people say “U can’t mine with just a wooden pickaxe?” Well, WE DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY HERE! You can ONLY use a wooden pickaxe in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me. You’ll be sweating over those ghasts while trying to harvest nether quartz with an axe that only breaks coal faster than it takes for a villager to forget how to trade!

Also, our villagers have been MODIFIED to randomly speak in memes. Imagine trying to trade and a villager just says "Thanks, I hate it." U WILL NEVER BE ALONE! Plus, sometimes they explode but like, in a cool way?

And don’t even get me STARTED on the Gravity Cat! Seriously, if you join, you might see the legendary cat that defies the laws of physics. He just hovers around and quotes Shakespeare while stealing your stuff. Guaranteed free entertainment!

Oh! And we have Block Wars – it’s like Hunger Games but with beds! One player gets a bed, and everyone else gets to sleep in it but with their eyes open. Someone is gonna wake up smothered in quilts and be the new king of… whatever nonsense that comes out of it. It’s way cooler than it sounds, trust me.

Lastly, did I mention that ALL TREES are sacred? Like if you chop one down, you accidentally anger the tree gods, and then they send their LITERAL ARMY OF PUPPIES to hunt you down. But these aren’t any puppies; they have diamond armor and carry TNT cannons! The drama!

So come join this epic disaster of a Minecraft SMP where you can fight cats, eat only one food, and have the geography of the world flip upside down every Sunday at 3 PM! What are you waiting for? Your life will NEVER be the same again! 🍕✨🪐

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”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

Hamas, Zionists, Yemen, Hizballah, resistance movements

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

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BoulderBorderBros

property boundary, neighbourly dispute, parking etiquette, driveway, property rights

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

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ParentalPraiseCraft

Respect, inspiration, parents, ParentalPraiseCraft, compassion

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

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CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Bibis, Revenge, strategic warning, military threats, CraftyCreeperNet

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

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Pixel Pain Palace

somatic pain, Central Nervous System, neural signaling, Circuits, sensory processing

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

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Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

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MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

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Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

grooming tips, body hair removal, party preparation, Server, farewell tradition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

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Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

zenless zone zero, Agent Record, Zone, Minecraft, Zenless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

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Married2Minecraft

husband, long term relationship, Wife, Punny, modern society

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

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Survival Food Choice

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