survival bloopers – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blood & Thunder Minecraft Server

Adventure, Band, Blood, blood and thunder, CREW, frens, hearties, jolly roger, Loot, Mateys, Minecraft, pillage, Pirates, plunder, plundering, sailing, sea shanty, SEAS, Server, Ship, Swashbuckling, thunder, Treasure, yo ho ho

Ahoy mateys! Come join our Minecraft server where we sail the high seas, plundering and pillaging like true pirates! We’ve got a merry band of Frens who will split their lungs with blood and thunder just to make sure you have a good time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids who will trade you diamonds for fish! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride on a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, me hearties! Yo ho ho and a bottle of…uh, potion of invisibility!

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Ex Outfit Drama Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, Birthday Party, blended families, child’s birthday, co parenting, Communication, CoParenting, custody arrangements, daughter’s birthday, Drama, ex, ex-partner, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, matching outfits, Minecraft, Motherhood, Outfit, parental responsibilities, parenting, relationships, Server, social expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex showed up to our daughter’s birthday party wearing the same outfit as me and our son.

Picture this: you log in to the server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual party where everyone is wearing matching outfits except for one angry player who feels left out. Will you be the peacemaker who calms the virtual storm, or will you stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret subliminal messages hidden in every block, waiting for you to uncover their true meaning. Can you decode the cryptic messages scattered throughout the virtual world?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where even the simplest outfit choice can lead to a virtual showdown of epic proportions. Who knew building blocks could be so dramatic?

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Dad’sMistressMinecraftMadness

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, bullying, child, Communication, Confrontation, DadsMistressMinecraftMadness, Disrespect, Divorce, emotional trauma, family drama, family dynamics, favorite child, guilt trip, Manipulation, parental conflict, pregnancy reveal, reconciliation, Siblings, stepmother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Imagine a world where your dad has an affair with your mom’s best friend Cheryl. Now imagine Cheryl trying to manipulate you into loving her so your siblings won’t hate her. Crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better.

You’ll have the chance to roleplay as the baby of the family, the “favorite” who gets caught in the middle of a messy divorce. Will you choose to stay with mom or dad? Will you make life hell for Cheryl and your dad? The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where you can refuse to be part of a pregnancy reveal and ignore texts from your dad. Plus, you’ll have the opportunity to confront Cheryl at the mall and tell her off in front of everyone. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this on our Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCupid’sLoveLand

Boundaries, communication skills, CraftyCupidsLoveLand, dating advice, emotional intelligence, growth, healthy relationships, Honesty, love, Maturity, navigating emotions, peer pressure, personal development, Respect, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, social norms, teenage relationships, Vulnerability

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can date in Minecraft! That’s right, find your pixelated soulmate and build a love shack together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes?

Join our server for a chance to meet your virtual crush and go on romantic adventures together. Need a pick-up line to impress that special someone? How about, “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world.” Smooth, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, guaranteed to make anyone fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally drink it yourself! Trust us, you don’t want to end up in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft dating server today and let the love (and the lava) flow! Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after.

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CraftyCamaroonQueen

Brenda Biya, Cameroon president’s daughter, CraftyCamaroonQueen, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ progress, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Same sex relationship

lol imagine a server where Brenda Biya’s same-sex relationship drama is the main plot line. like, you gotta help her navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with her love life. join this server for the ultimate drama and gossip, plus we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for extra fun. come join the chaos and see if you can help Brenda find true love in the pixelated world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious drama!

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HomoCraft: Love is Love

acceptance, Bisexual, Diversity, Gay, Gender Identity, HomoCraft, homophiliac, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, Lesbian, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love, love is love, Nonbinary, pride, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, tolerance, Transgender

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret club for chickens who can rap!

if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!

oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!

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ZzzCraft: Slightly Bland NON-P2W Factions

Abilities, bedrock, bland, border, Community, Currency, Discord, Environment, faction-based, Factions, gameplay, Minecraft, Nonp2w, Server, slightly, strategy, teamwork, Trade, Vanilla, ZzzCraft

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594
Server Trailer	Watch Here

Server Features

True Vanilla+ Factions
TNT Disabled
World Border
Ability Items
No Currency

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/QFQDu5rdWu

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is currently running on version 1.20.6
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience
Are there any special gameplay features?	Yes, there are unique twists such as Ability Items and a World Border

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPanic, Server

Join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened after this picture was taken! Rumor has it that the player who built that giant chicken statue accidentally brought it to life and now it’s terrorizing the entire server. Will you be able to stop the clucking chaos and save the day? Or will you be too busy trying to ride the giant chicken like a majestic steed? Join now and embark on the most egg-citing adventure of your Minecraft life!

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ShonCraft Minecraft Server

asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Husbands, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schedule link, schizo loli, Server, shitposters, ShonCraft, twitch, twitch links, twitter, Twitter links, VOD, YouTube links

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli in all of cyberspace! Join us for a chance to hang out with her many husbands and witness the madness unfold.

But that’s not all – we’ve got links to all of Fallenshadow’s online personas, from her Twitch channel to her ASMR YouTube videos. And don’t forget about Ribbon Cage, the mysterious YouTube channel that will leave you questioning reality.

Need a break from the chaos? Check out our Twitter feeds, including Nise Menhera and Otis, for a dose of sanity (or as close as you can get in this madhouse).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as eccentric and entertaining as this one? Dive into the madness and see for yourself – just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters along the way. Trust us, it’s easier than trying to tame a creeper!

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DisaBanterCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DisaBanterCraft, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, flatmate, Frustration, Girlfriend, Glasses, Labels, legally blind, Maturity, offensive, patronizing, Rude, sensitivity, social etiquette, terminology, Understanding, wheelchair

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who are “wheelchair bound”! But don’t worry, we won’t actually bind you to a wheelchair in the game (unless you want us to, we’re not judging).

Join us and experience the thrill of building and exploring in a world where everyone is free to be themselves, whether they wear glasses or use a wheelchair. And if anyone dares to make fun of your disability, don’t worry, we’ll have your back. Just like how we have your back when you’re trying to climb to the top of a mountain in the game, wheelchair or not.

So come on down to our server and let’s all have a good laugh together, because life’s too short to take things too seriously. Just remember, if you make fun of someone’s disability, be prepared to have your glasses bound in return. It’s all in good fun, right?

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