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CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	125
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2499	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	427
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Love Letters Sent:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171

Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!