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Crafty Kids Multiverse
come join our epic minecraft server where multilingualism is the key to unlocking your true potential! we did a survey and found out that speaking multiple languages makes you a minecraft master! autistic children are like super geniuses on our server because they can shift and take perspectives like nobody’s business. so if you want to level up your brain and become a language-speaking, perspective-shifting, minecraft-building machine, then join us now! who needs school when you have our server?! -
ChasmCraft: Ukrainians vs. Russia
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a PROFOUND CHASM of fun waiting for you! our players are more optimistic about winning against creepers than any other server out there! we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you can imagine. join us and be a part of the most epic war against mobs that minecraft has ever seen! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
ClimateCrafters
so, liek, did u kno that 4 out of 5 peeps want more climate action? yasss, u herd it right! join our amazin minecraft server and help save da planet, one block at a time! we got 75,000 peeps already on board, so u know it’s legit. come build ur own eco-friendly world and show off ur green thumb skills. let’s make minecraft greener than a creeper’s butt! πΏππ #savetheblocks #climateaction #minecraftforchange -
PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.
oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.
so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.



