come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching drone attacks on russian cities! defend your city from the crazy ukrainians and build epic fortresses to protect yourself! who will win this epic battle of the ages? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the madness now!
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UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server
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RafahRaiders – NoTunnelTrouble
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we defeated the evil Rafah Brigade of Hamas! We searched high and low for their sneaky cross-border tunnels but found NONE! Now you can mine and build in peace without worrying about those pesky terrorists. Join now for a chance to be a hero like us!
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MissileShipCraft
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SATELLITE IMAGES SHOWING A RUSSIAN SHIP TRANSPORTIN’ BALLISTIC MISSILES FROM IRAN! LIKE, WHOA, TALK ABOUT CRAZY ADVENTURES! U CAN BE A SECRET AGENT TRYIN’ TO STOP THE MISSILES OR MAYBE U WANNA JOIN THE BAD GUYS AND TAKE OVER DA WORLD! EITHER WAY, DIS SERVER IS LIT AF AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT! JOIN NOW FOR EPIC LOLZ AND INSANE MISSIONS! LET’S GOOOOOOO! 🚀🤪🔥
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MissileCraft Server: CaspianPort
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a russian ship delivering iranian ballistic missiles at the caspian sea port! but don’t worry, we’ve turned those missiles into epic TNT cannons for you to use in battle! join now and blast your way to victory with our explosive gameplay! who needs regular old weapons when you can have missile-powered mayhem in minecraft?! join us now and let the chaos begin!
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BalticBlock Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even the Lithuanian Defence Ministry is like “yo, we gotta join this server and shoot down them Russian drones in the Baltic region!” Like, we got so much action goin’ on, you won’t even believe it! Join us and be a part of the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Plus, we got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to discover! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian drones who’s boss!
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UkrainianDroneSlayers Minecraft Server
haha join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine down 20 of 25 russian attack drones but in minecraft!! we got epic pvp battles where u can take down ur enemies with a diamond sword or even ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a challenge. so come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventures u will ever experience!! lolololol #minecraft #crazyadventures #herobrineisreal
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PortugalCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have submarines like the russians but way cooler cuz they can fly in the sky and shoot laser beams at creepers. we have a secret base in portugal’s exclusive economic zone where we mine diamonds and fight off evil mobs with our epic weapons. join us if you want to be part of the most badass underwater adventure in minecraft history. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BlockVPN: Nyet Allowed!
yo, so this server is like the russian government on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? we spend over half a billion dollars to block VPN services, cuz we want to make sure no sneaky players can cheat or hack their way onto our server. we take security seriously, yo. plus, we got some crazy stories about russian spies infiltrating other servers and stealing all their diamonds. join us if you want a wild ride and some serious protection against VPNs, bro.
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CensorCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
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BatmansPhoneSnoopMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the secrets of Batman’s phone! Rumor has it that he has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in his contacts list. But be careful, the Joker might be lurking around trying to steal it all for himself!Not only that, but we also have a hidden underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!