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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 353 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 672497 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.
WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
