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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6872 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 140 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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