Surrender MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Anonymous SMP – No. 103205664

Submission, Vulnerability, Trust, kneeling, FANTASY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up!).

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to conquer the land and turn it into a giant chicken coop. Will you join their feathered ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the server admins and take control of the server for themselves. Will you join their rebellion or help the admins maintain order?

So come on, kneel before the madness and join our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

shame, challenge, Submission, November, regret

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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I Give Up in Minecraft SMP

Defeat, loss of hope, relinquish, resignation, ABANDON

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. And if you manage to defeat the dragon in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the moon and back!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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PassportPanicMC

Limit, expat, restrictions, China, influence

come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

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OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Négotiation, foreign policy, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Government

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

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OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

russia, influence, geopolitical strategy, OrbansCraft, Hungarian politics

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

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Death’s DoorstepCraft

acceptance, Closure, death, questions, Peace

If Death is at your doorstep now, you better ask them if they play Minecraft because our server is so lit, even the Grim Reaper can’t resist joining in on the fun! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons having dance-offs, and zombies trying to build houses out of dirt blocks (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). So come on over and join us for a killer good time – literally! Who knew the afterlife could be so blocky and pixelated?

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Survival Quest Minecraft Server

restoration, white people, power positions, Purge, power

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally feel like you have a fighting chance? Look no further than our server! We offer a unique experience where white players can band together to take on the overwhelming forces of black and brown players. Restore your white self-pride, purge those white traitors, and claw your way back into power positions in this epic battle for supremacy. Join now and show the world that white players can come out on top, even against all odds! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re all here to have a laugh. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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Face it bearchuds, its over Minecraft SMP

moving on, smp, acknowledging the end, Defeat, Conclusion

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all you cool cats and kittens!

Join us for epic adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you saying “Face it bearchuds, it’s over” to all those other lame servers. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, and we’re always looking for new members to join in on the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can out-dance it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible.

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Pixel Pokrovsk PvP

violence, Ukrainian soldiers, Surrender, cnn, Tragedy

LOLZ, if u join dis server, u won’t have to worry about Russian troops killin’ u while u tryin’ to surrender like dem Ukrainian soldiers near Pokrovsk! We got a special forcefield that protects u from any evil invaders tryin’ to mess with ur blocky world. Plus, our admins are like super heroes, they’ll swoop in and save u from any griefers tryin’ to destroy ur epic builds. So come join us and build ur own empire without fear of gettin’ rekt by some randoms. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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