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Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	721257
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mines Excavated:	3442	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	153	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Emeralds Found:	2210	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Star Shards Collected:	57	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

wrinkles, YoungCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	93	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Star Shards Collected:	291
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9080

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

celebration, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Eating, feast, FINAL, final layer, Food, holiday, humans, LAYER, layered dish, Meal, meat, multi-layered dish, Poultry, poultry dish, Stuffed, Thanksgiving, tradition, turducken, TurduckenCraft, unique dish

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3819	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!