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Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

CraftySearchCrafters

antitrust, Competition, court decision, CraftySearchCrafters, digital market, DOMINANCE, GOOGLE, illegal, internet, lawsuit, market power., monopoly, online platform, online search, Regulation, Ruling, search engine, tech giant, Technology, unfair practices, US judge

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	6020
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, like, u know how google is all like “i’m the king of the internet, bow down to me”? well, guess what? a US judge just dropped the hammer and said “nah, bro, u can’t be hogging all the search engine glory, that’s illegal af”. so now google is shooketh and everyone is like “what now, bro?”. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our server is so lit that even google is jealous. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? ignore the legal drama and let’s have some fun!

JealousCraft: Bi-Dating Woes

acceptance, BiDating, Bisexual, Boundaries, Challenges, Communication, compassion, DATING, emotions, Empathy, Identity, Insecurity, JealousCraft, Jealousy, LGBTQ, love, relationships, self esteem, Struggles, Support, trust issues, Understanding, woes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you free diamonds instead of blowing up your house. we have a secret underground club where all the pigs wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. the ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant butterfly who wants to give you hugs instead of attacking you. plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary golden carrot. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding where we build worlds, towns, and maybe a little drama along the way! Join now for some chaotic fun!

BUILD, Challenges, chaotic, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Discord, Drama, Economies, Economy, Empires, Events, Fun, Hardrada, Join, Legends, Minecraft, Political, PvP, Rewards, Server, Stories, strategy, Structures, Towns, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Worldbuilding, worlds

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Votes:	7319
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Unmatched Freedom, Fair and Supportive Staff, Player-Driven Stories, Community and Collaboration, Dynamic World, Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare

FAQ

Question	Answer
Why Choose Our Server?	Hardrada Worldbuilding offers unparalleled freedom, supportive staff, player-driven stories, community collaboration, dynamic world, economy and trade, quests and events, PvP and warfare.
How can I join?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above.
Can I participate in events?	Yes, you can participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards and recognition.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

consent, digital sharing, Discord, duskstarfish362, ethical behavior, explicit content, explicit messaging, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s nudes, intimate photos, Minecraft, nudes, online etiquette, online safety, personal boundaries, personal privacy, PixelPlayground, privacy, relationship boundaries, Server, sexting, sexting etiquette, sharing nudes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that offers more than just building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can trade nudes of your girlfriend for in-game currency! Just hit up our admin on Discord at duskstarfish362 and let him know what you’d do to her for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its eyes. Want to ride into battle on this majestic beast? Join our server now and claim your spot as the ultimate llama warrior!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the llama always wins.

F-List SMP – Blocky Banter #6457

Archive, banter, blocky, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, Forums, gift edition, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Ever wanted to roleplay in a world where anything goes? Well, look no further! Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form. Create your character profile, find like-minded players with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some spicy roleplay sessions. From building kinky dungeons to exploring forbidden lands, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gift-givers. Con your fellow players into giving anonymous gifts, and watch the chaos unfold as they try to figure out who their mysterious benefactor is. Will you be the mastermind behind the ultimate prank gift, or will you receive a present that leaves you scratching your head in confusion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

WeddingCraft: Sis vs. MOH

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Hey gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or how about the time when a pack of wolves helped you defeat an army of skeletons? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated world. Rumor has it he’s just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where llamas ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can build a house made entirely out of cake? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to the Nether in your backyard. It’s that kind of server, folks.

MaduroMadness Minecraft Server

controversy, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, EU, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Joins, Maduro, MaduroMadness, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, recognize, Refusals, Server, south america, Venezuela, Vote, winner

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a revolution? well, this server is like the ultimate revolution against boring old servers! we straight up REFUSE to recognize anyone as the winner unless they can survive a zombie apocalypse in game!

join us if u want to be part of the cool kids club who don’t follow the rules! we don’t care about politics or boring stuff like that, we just want to have a good time and see who can outlast the zombies!

plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen! trust me, once u join our server, u won’t want to leave! so come on, what are u waiting for? join the rebellion and show everyone that u have what it takes to be a true Minecraft warrior!

HinduHouseBurnersCraft

Bangladeshi Islamists, burn houses, ethnic cleansing, extremism, extremism in Bangladesh, Genocide, HinduHouseBurnersCraft, hindus, human rights violations, international relations, kidnap women, minority population, minority rights, Refugee Crisis, religious conflict, religious intolerance, religious persecution, South Asia, Terrorism, unholy madness, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

LOL come join our server where we have the most epic battles between Hindus and Bangladeshi Islamists! Burn houses, kidnap women, and descend into unholy madness with us! It’s a wild ride of chaos and destruction, perfect for those who love a little bit of mayhem in their Minecraft world. Join now and be part of the craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Inferno Prison: Where you can steal diamonds and get shanked by a chicken

alliances, Arenas, Buy, Challenges, chicken, Combat, Community, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Gear, Inferno, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Raid, Sell, Semi Vanilla, shanked, Staff, steal, Survival, Territories, Trade, wealth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Inferno Prison Server Overview

IP	InfernoPrison.net
Status	Still in Beta

Welcome to Inferno Prison, where only the strongest survive and rise to the top! Dive into a fiery underworld filled with challenges, treacherous enemies, and endless opportunities to prove your might.

🌋 Epic Mining Quests: Mine through the depths of the inferno, collecting valuable resources to upgrade your gear and rank up. Each level brings tougher challenges and greater rewards!

💎 Custom Enchantments: Equip yourself with unique, powerful enchantments to gain an edge over your rivals. Forge the ultimate gear set to dominate the prison yard.

🔥 PvP Arenas: Test your combat skills in our intense PvP arenas. Only the strongest will claim victory and earn prestigious rewards. Are you ready to fight for your freedom?

🗡️ Gangs and Alliances: Form or join gangs to strengthen your position within the prison. Strategize with your allies to control territories, protect your resources, and raid rival gangs.

🏆 Weekly Events and Challenges: Participate in thrilling events and challenges to earn exclusive rewards and bragging rights. There’s always something new happening at Inferno Prison!

📈 Dynamic Economy: Trade resources, buy and sell items, and manage your wealth in our player-driven economy. Be savvy, and you might just become the wealthiest inmate in the inferno.

🌟 Active Community and Staff: Join a vibrant community of dedicated players and helpful staff. We’re committed to providing a fun, fair, and engaging experience for everyone.

Are you ready to face the heat and conquer Inferno Prison? Your journey to freedom starts here!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server still in beta?	Yes, the server is currently in beta testing.
What kind of activities are available on the server?	Players can participate in mining quests, PvP arenas, form gangs, weekly events, and manage a dynamic economy.
Are custom enchantments available?	Yes, players can equip themselves with unique, powerful enchantments.
Is there an active community on the server?	Yes, there is a vibrant community of dedicated players and helpful staff.

BeachBlox Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always ready to party! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who traded diamonds for seashells. But beware, because the city was guarded by a giant squid boss who challenged players to a dance-off for epic loot!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical forest where the trees drop enchanted apples that give you the ability to fly for 30 seconds? And don’t even get me started on the rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and sunscreen, because on our server, every day is a beach day filled with adventure and laughter. Join us now and let’s make some waves in the world of Minecraft!