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  • Goal Kicks and Crafty Dreams

    Goal Kicks and Crafty Dreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Will Shatter Your Mind, One Block at a Time!

    Welcome to the *Ultimate* Minecraft experience—a place where reality bends, and blocks will whisper your secrets to the void! Forget everything you think you know because ENCHALADA-salad is the new supreme ruler of this server! Every moment here is a paradox—JOIN US and watch the milk rain from the pixel skies while you FLY THROUGH TIME with no explanations whatsoever! But also, beware, because you might awaken the cosmic potatoes lurking beneath your base!

    Feature Description
    Inverted Gravity Fall upwards to avoid the demon chickens that rule the ground!
    Endless Pigs The pigs know too much… or too little? Either way, they won’t stop staring!
    Reality-Distorting Blocks Craft a block of confusion—its only function is to confuse you! Perfect for pranks or existential dread!
    Glitchy Crafting Combine diamonds with dirt and receive a loaf of bread that constantly screams!
    Bonus Features All rivers are now actually chocolate, but it’s a trap! You WILL lose your sanity.

    FAQ: Find Answers That Lead You Astray!

    Q: Is this server family-friendly?

    A: Families are just a construct. What is family when the grass starts singing? Glorify the chaos!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Simply abandon all hope and whisper the words “mango pickle” into the void. The server might hear you. Or not. Who can say?

    Q: What are the rules?

    A: Reality is the only rule; stick to it and it will evaporate like vaporous jelly beans. Good luck!

    Random Quotes From The Abyss:

    “Do you ever see a foid and all you want in the world anymore is her to field goal kick you in the balls.”

    “And then the socks started to dance!”

    “My cat is screaming in binary, is this normal?”

    “The toaster knows secrets that could bring down civilizations!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zenmc network

    Zenmc network

    New Minecraft Servers

    ┌────────── ∘°❉°∘ ───────────┐ ZenMC Survival *The best survival custom in Chile* └────────── °∘❉∘° ───────────┘

    Java > `1.16.5 – 1.19.2`Bedrock *(console included)* > `1.19.0 – 1.19.3`Host > `On 24/7 Paid Host`Premium/No Premium :white_check_mark:

    IP: `play.terracraftsurvival.com`PUERTO: `25645`

    <─────────────────────────────────────>『:pick:』 Resource Mine/Nether | *To get your starting minerals* 『:crossed_swords:』 PVP Mine/Combat | *Perfect mine to demonstrate your skills*『:zombie:』 Mini Dungeons | *Fight powerful mobs to earn exp and money*『:shield:』 Protections | *To protect what you want*『:book:』 New Charms | *New enchantments for your tools*『:scales:』 Jobs | *To generate profits on the server*『:crown:』 Clans | *to make your base/army or your team*『:shopping_cart:』 Shop/market *| You can buy Protections/Keys and more things*『:key:』 Keys/Boxes | *To open boxes with weapons and armor*『:moneybag:』 Minecraft Premium Support | *As a premium user you will enterautomatically on our server!*

    And many things that we invite you to discover within the server!<─────────────────────────────────────>

    play.terracraftsurvival.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TechnoMagic Minecraft server

    TechnoMagic Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a techno-magic server, a cross between industrial and magical mods like ThaumCraft. There are a lot of quite interesting mods here, and the highlight among them is the “Avaritia” mod, which adds various interesting things and powerful weapons. In any case, it will be very interesting to develop on this server; there are several different worlds, from a twilight forest to a dark mining world, where a kirdyk awaits you without a torch. Most mods are fixed from bugs, crashes and dupes as much as possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Explorers Bay

    Explorers Bay

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP: play.explorersbay.com Discord Link: https://discord.gg/d3kTuqR Server Version: 1.19.3

    We provide an adventurous Minecraft experience with a relaxed and enjoyable environment, friendly community, and dedicated staff. If you like to have fun and are looking for a casual game-play environment with events, fun and friends, then come check us out!

    We are an economy based survival server that offers resetting resource worlds, quests, mcmmo, slimefun, jobs, ranks and levels, voting rewards, and much more!

    Explorer’s Bay Discord Invite Link: discord.gg/d3kTuqR Come join us today!

    linktr.ee/explorersbay

    play.explorersbay.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lifestealsmp0198

    Lifestealsmp0198

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our server rn!It is Java and Bedrock corssplay!!

    LifestealSmp0198.aternos.me:12482

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP