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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 228 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.