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OP Potion Co.

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	66	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything works so well, it’s almost suspicious. Like, you try to mine some diamonds and BAM, you’ve got a full set of diamond armor in seconds. You build a simple house and suddenly it’s a mansion with a pool and a hot tub. This server is like the genie of Minecraft servers, granting all your wildest building dreams with just a flick of your pickaxe. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft power trip and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

Authenticity, conflicted emotions, digital dilemma, emotional struggle, HateCraft, i hate, inner conflict, Insecurity, just cuz, Minecraft, mixed feelings, online presence, online sharing, peer pressure, post anyway, reluctant posting, Self-expression, Server, sharing reluctantly, social media, social pressure, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties with villagers, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anons, Beach, big, BlockyBanter, boobies, dft, Drama, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, long tail tags, Minecraft, nutslop, PLAP, rules, Server, shoot, tags, Thread, Worship

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

GenderGossip Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2002

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

BlockRageCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	126
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6098	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	660
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2438
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8406	Animals Bred:	81
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8366

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!