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BelieveItOrNotMC SMP
Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server! -
SecretSMP: UnkownFacts
Join our Minecraft SMP and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have been plotting to take over the world! Unleash your inner chicken whisperer and lead them to victory against the evil cows who have been stealing their eggs for centuries. But beware, the pigs are secretly working with the cows and will stop at nothing to sabotage your chicken army. Are you brave enough to join the fight and become the ultimate chicken champion? Only on our wacky Minecraft SMP! -
ParentalPotionsGoneWrong
Are your parents secretly obsessed with Minecraft but too embarrassed to admit it? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for them to unleash their inner block-building maniacs! Join us and witness your parents transform into master builders, creating epic structures and battling creepers like never before. Who knew they had such mad skills? Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your folks over a game of Minecraft – it’s a family affair like no other! -
NotAllGirlsMine
Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where all women ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of their fingertips! You thought all women spent hours shopping for shoes, but on our server, they’re too busy taming dragons and building castles out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this magical realm where the unexpected is the norm and the possibilities are endless! -
SumyCraft: Russian Invasion
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like Russia attacking 6 communities in Sumy Oblast level of intense! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush in the virtual world.We’ve got creepers that explode like nuclear bombs, villagers that trade in vodka instead of emeralds, and a secret underground base where you can ride polar bears into battle. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.
Plus, our admin is a former KGB agent who once wrestled a bear with his bare hands. He’ll keep you on your toes with surprise events like zombie invasions and lava floods. It’s like living in a real-life action movie, but blockier.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember to pack your snow boots and vodka flask, because things are about to get icy hot!
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FearChaseCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are more scared of you than you are of them 😂 our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! we’ve got diamonds for days, and our pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that) 🐷💎 you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget that school exists! so what are you waiting for? join now and show those mobs who’s boss 😎 #minecraftgoals #creepersgonnacreep -
ShadowCraft: Dyslexic Dynamos
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. It’s like, a dyslexic’s dream come true, man. We don’t judge if you can’t read good, we just want you to have fun, ya know?Join our server and become a master builder, even if you can’t spell “building” right. We don’t care if you can’t read good, as long as you can build a sick castle or something. Plus, we have a secret underground club for dyslexic players only. It’s like, the coolest club ever, man.
So, come join our server and let your dyslexic flag fly high. We may not be able to read good, but we sure know how to have a good time. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and show the world that dyslexic players are just as awesome as everyone else. YOLO, amirite?
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ArchMC | Rule Your Own Game
ArchMC is one of the biggest servers in North America with gamemodes designed for every play style. Founded by a team of Minecrafters, our server has become the go-to for anybody seeking a new experience and a fresh breath of gameplay. Whether you’re into Minigames, Hardcore Survival, or Creative plots, there’s something for everyone here. Join today and Rule Your Own Game.mc.arch.lol
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WatchCraft Minecraft Server
Tired of getting your diamond Rolex hand cut off by some ooga booga on other servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no ooga booga” policy! Join us and keep all your bling intact while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire for control of the land.
Need a break from all the mining and battling? Take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, or relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most diamond-protected adventure of your life!