BlockyBonerz

subconscious turn ons, accidental stimulation, surprising triggers, unexpected chemistry, unintentional attraction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way! Join us for a wild ride filled with unintentional turn-ons that will leave you questioning your sanity. From accidentally mining diamonds in a provocative manner to encountering creepers that are strangely attractive, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (and possibly other body parts). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyCanuckUSState

US State, Diplomacy, united states, statehood, Canada-US relations

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

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Mouse Munchies: Opsin 3 Quest

Mice, brain function, research, scientific study, neurobiology

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are like, super smart scientists who discovered how to control food consumption in mice with some brain protein thingy? well, on our server, we have this opsin 3 thing that can make u eat less in real life just by playing minecraft. it’s like magic, but with science and stuff.

imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies u want in minecraft without gaining any weight in real life. it’s like having a cheat code for your metabolism, but without actually cheating.

join us on this epic adventure where we explore the mysteries of opsin 3 and its effects on human metabolism. who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secret to eternal snacking without consequences. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and diamonds.

so come on, join our server and become a master of the opsin 3 universe. who knew playing minecraft could make you a scientific genius?

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EcoCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a magical wonderland on crack? Picture this: flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a dance party with Endermen.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated insanity where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing predictable is the unpredictable. And also, we have free virtual cookies.

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ActorFanaticMC SMP

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OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, our server is run by a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise! They have magical powers that can turn your pickaxe into a diamond one just by sneezing on it, no joke!

And get this, our spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! So you can build a house out of cheddar or go mining for some gouda, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, every full moon we have a massive dance party with the Ender Dragon, who is actually a really good breakdancer. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant dragon doing the worm!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama invasion). See you there, fellow gamers! #llamalove #cheeseworld #enderdragonparty

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AgeCraft: Adulting Adventures

Maturity, Adventures, adulting, Identity, Reflection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending tutorial? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Remember that awkward coming of age moment? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of embarrassing memories to reach adulthood.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you level up, a random mob will burst into song and dance to celebrate your achievement. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to ride the fastest pig in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence and let the laughter and chaos begin!

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Stop Eating Neurons – Obesity Fix

weight loss, medical breakthrough, humans, neurobiology, obesity

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you start getting messages from these neurons in your brain telling you to stop eating in the game. like, what the heck, right? but then you realize, this is actually a super cool feature of the server that helps you control your in-game eating habits and stay healthy while you’re building your epic structures. plus, the researchers on the server have identified the specific neurons in mice brains that tell them they’ve eaten enough, so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a totally unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience that will change the way you play forever!

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VoidPrison

Adventure, Features, Quest System, JUNGLE, 2025

VoidPrison Season 3 – Jungle Dominion

Season 3 Start: February 12th, 2025, at 8 PM CET

VoidPrison Season 3 bringing an all-new jungle-themed adventure packed with epic new features, competitive challenges, and fresh rewards!

What’s New in Season 3?

Jungle-Themed Spawn – Explore a stunning new jungle hub filled with secrets, challenges, and surprises!
Massive New Mine – A mine 5x bigger than before, packed with hidden treasures and interactive elements!
Brand-New Quest System – Complete challenging quests to earn rewards and boost your progress!

Season 3 Rewards

1st Place: $20 USD via PayPal
2nd Place: $25 Gift Card for our in-game shop
3rd Place: $15 Gift Card for the shop

More Surprises Await! Get ready for jungle-themed events, XP boosts, and mystery rewards throughout the season!

Good luck, and let the adventure begin!

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Question	Answer
When does Season 3 start?	Season 3 starts on February 12th, 2025, at 8 PM CET.
What are some new features in Season 3?	New features include a jungle-themed spawn, a massive new mine, and a brand-new quest system.
What are the rewards for Season 3?	The rewards for Season 3 include cash prizes and gift cards for the in-game shop.
Are there any special events during the season?	Yes, there will be jungle-themed events, XP boosts, and mystery rewards throughout the season.

Lost Love Adventure 1.20.5

emotional manipulation, 1.20.5, HEARTBREAK, Emotional Abuse, relationship advice

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of getting dumped for not being violent enough, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We’re all about unleashing your inner rage in a virtual world where you can let loose and destroy everything in sight.

Forget about getting left for being too soft, on this server, the crazier and more destructive you are, the better! Show your ex what she’s missing out on by unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

Join us and let out all that pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server that lets you blow off steam in the most epic way possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not to be messed with, both in real life and in the virtual world of Minecraft!

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HideNSeek Town Minecraft Server

Server, feeling betrayed, feeling excluded, Communication, TOWN

Are you tired of boring old friendships that make no sense? Well, then join our Minecraft server where the drama is real and the friendships are as confusing as a redstone contraption built by a toddler!

Just like the mysterious behavior of Tilly in this story, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll never know who’s coming to your town without telling you or who’s avoiding you like a creeper in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we promise that our server is full of exciting adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your confusing friendships in the real world. So come join us and let’s create some new memories that are as wild as a pig riding a minecart!

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Surprising Triggers

VoidPrison Season 3 – Jungle Dominion

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