And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.
So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!
Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato and someone comes up to you and says, “Wow, your potato looks so lifelike, I almost tried to eat it!” Or maybe you’re exploring a creepy cave and someone tells you, “Your courage is so inspiring, I bet even the creepers are scared of you!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Competition, where players battle it out to see who can come up with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments. Trust us, you’ve never heard anything like it before.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to be showered with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever received. Who knows, you might even walk away with a compliment so strange, it becomes your new favorite!
On our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and attention, just like your sister-in-law on her first Indian family birthday. We’ll have professional decorators, custom cakes, and even a virtual resort for you to enjoy. And don’t worry, your parents will finally take a day off to spend with you, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!
So, if you’re tired of feeling like the forgotten sibling, join our Minecraft server and let us show you the birthday love you’ve been missing out on. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that actually cares about your special day? Join now and let the celebrations begin!
| Server Type | Vanilla Fabric |
|---|---|
| Availability | 24/7 uptime |
| Playstyle | Chill, building-focused SMP |
| Mods/Plugins | Minimal mods for performance, staying true to the vanilla experience |
| What We’re Looking For | Advanced builders who enjoy building, large-scale projects |
Feel free to message us on discord (our discord username: St3ntor) and send some of your builds. We reply immediately and you have a high chance to be accepted!
A: Message us on discord with your builds and you have a high chance of being accepted!
A: No, PvP is disabled on our server to maintain a peaceful and building-focused environment.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.
We’ve got dragons that breathe fire and turn into disco balls, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the talking trees that tell the dankest jokes.
You can build a house made entirely out of candy and live like a sugar-addicted king. Or you can explore caves filled with treasure and booby traps, just like Indiana Jones but with creepers instead of Nazis.
Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? Let’s get weird together!