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CreeperLove Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because one time I was building a giant chicken coop and out of nowhere a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me while I was trying to tame a wild llama with a disco ball on its head. It was so random and hilarious, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s the most boujee thing you’ll ever see in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures in the blocky world! -
ShookCraft SMP: Life’s Plot Twist
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and memes! One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They started dancing the Macarena and I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a tutu swooped in and started clucking the theme song to Friends. It was the most bizarre and hilarious moment of my life, I swear I’ll never forget it! Join us for more wacky adventures and epic shenanigans, you won’t regret it! -
Blocky Booty Surprise
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience! -
Phoenix Pepper: The Spicy Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server
Phoenix Minecraft Server
This is a 1.20.4 technical server with Experimental Features for players to have fun and collect resources quickly.
Features 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage We are currently working on revamping the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm in the future.
Players of any skill level looking to learn are invited to join. We do not accept cracked players or hackers.
Server Specs: 8+GB DDR5 RAM, Ryzen 7 7700X, hosted in Frankfurt, Germany
FAQ:
Question Answer Can anyone join the server? Yes, players of any skill level are welcome. Are cracked players or hackers allowed? No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers. What are the server features? 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage Where is the server hosted? The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. -
Kiara’s Kawaii Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Wawa in the Big Apple? Well, look no further because our server is like a chimera of epic proportions! We’ve got streams that will make your head spin faster than a Hololive concert in New York!Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to stream all day and night like a Hololive idol on tour. Plus, we’ve got more streaming links than you can shake a pickaxe at!
So come on, join us on this Minecraft journey that’s more epic than a Holotori dance-off! You won’t regret it, unless you don’t like having a blast and laughing your blocky head off. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
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Funds4MinecraftSMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!
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RoommateRaiders: NoGriefNoThief
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with your friends and also with that random guy who keeps using your expensive laptop without permission? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wondering if your credit information is safe while also building epic structures with your buddies.Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of danger and excitement in their gaming experience. Who knows, maybe that guy will finally learn his lesson when he accidentally blows up your meticulously crafted castle with a TNT block he found lying around.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories you’ll have to tell afterwards!
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CraftyLessons
Join our Minecraft server and learn the hard way that punching a tree with your bare hands is not the best way to gather wood! But don’t worry, we have plenty of bandages and healing potions to help you recover from your tree-punching mishaps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! -
MineTunes: Level Up Your Beats
hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, have i got the server for u!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u hear the sweet sounds of RADIO! that’s right, RADIO! it’s like music to ur blocky ears. and get this, the radio gets BETTER with time. how crazy is that?!
but wait, there’s more! our server has the most INSANE stories u will ever hear. like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but survived because they had a fire resistance potion. true story!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.