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Surprising Family History

  • Blocky Secrets: Family Ties SMP

    Blocky Secrets: Family Ties SMP

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    Yo, gather ‘round all you pixelated warriors! You ever sit there, munching on your digital steak and wonder, “What if my family wasn’t just a bunch of normal corn farmers, but actually descended from a long line of Overworld dragon tamers?” Well, strap in, because this Minecraft SMP is where your wildest conspiracy theories come to life!

    First off, you ever heard of that secret mountain near the spawn point? Yeah, we dug it up last week and found a portal to a realm where the cows have wings and the zombies give you turnips! Why? Who knows! But if you join, you could be the lucky one to manage the great Turnip Trade between dimensions. Legit, the inter-dimensional cows are like, "Moo ve over, normal cows!"

    And speaking of cows, I’m not saying this server has a secret recipe for crafting enchanted cheeseburgers that grant you 5 seconds of immunity against the dreaded Creeper Hugs, but I mean… WHO WANTS TO RISK IT??? Seriously, it’s like a gastronomical lottery where the odds are stacked against you and yet you’re desperate enough to jump in front of a charging Enderman for a taste.

    ⏰ Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally angered a herding of piglins while trying to trade my brother’s enchanted carrots for golden apples. It turned into an epic battle royale where I "accidentally" ended up with the Nether’s most legendary sword, “The Blade of Wonkiness.” That’s right, folks, join us and you might just wield the sword that’s so powerful, it can turn gravel into diamond! (SPOILER: It doesn’t, but tell everyone it does, we need the clout!)

    "But why join now?" you ask. Simple! We’ve got a treasure map that leads to… no joke… the Lost City of Llama Spit! You can literally eliminate your enemies with a single llama and their flaming spit. Rumor has it, it’s worth a whole stack of enchanted diamonds and a heart attack from laughter when you realize that it’s all just a clickbait hoax. But hey, it’s the journey, right?

    You might even stumble upon the legendary whoops I just spilled my friend’s lava mob trap, which is totally not designed to look exactly like his house. And once you get caught in those shenanigans, you’ll be marked by the Curse of the Redstone Noob—the only way to break it is to correctly build a redstone contraption to reveal the meaning of life and how to use it to dunk on your enemies like it’s 2K.

    Long story short, this Minecraft SMP is like Thanksgiving dinner mixed with a clown convention on roller skates, where every decision leads to madness! So if you’re up for some crazy antics, random llama puns, and a storyline that changes every day depending on who ate the most enchanted cookies, then click that join button! We can be BFFs (Best Friendooooos Foreverssss) and laugh at your incompetence together!

    But really, are you prepared for the awesomeness and randomness that awaits? We might even uncover that family secret of YOUR childhood like you were part of an elite villager spy team. Uncovering secrets, trading mystical turnips — just a regular Tuesday in the wacky wild world of blocks! 🍔👾✨

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like the bomb, literally! we got so many strikes happening in south lebanon, it’s like a major party up in here. three security sources even said so, so you know it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and intense bombing action, it’s gonna be lit! just watch out for creepers, they’re like the real enemy here. join now and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • NATOcraft: Russian Airspace LOL

    NATOcraft: Russian Airspace LOL

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    so like, u know how russia keeps tryin to sneak into other countries’ airspace? well, this server is like NATO but for minecraft! we got ur back if anyone tries to invade ur base or steal ur diamonds. join us and be part of the epic battle against the russian creepers. we even have a secret underground bunker where we plan our next move. come join us and protect ur blocks from the evil russian invaders!

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  • Finger Counting Kindergarten Math Server

    Finger Counting Kindergarten Math Server

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    join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a math genius like einstein but in block form. we got a secret formula that involves counting ur fingers while u play. our players who count on their fingers see their skills SKYROCKET like a creeper on a hot summer day. non-finger users be lagging behind like a noob trying to fight a dragon with a wooden sword. come join us and level up ur math game while building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs calculators when u got ur trusty fingers? come count with us and dominate the leaderboard like a boss. math has never been this fun, trust us.

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  • TasteMC

    TasteMC

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    TastiMC minecraft survival server! The server is premium & nonpremium. This server offers you 24/7 work staff etc!

    lon-uk-1.os.edgesonic.co.uk:35513

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  • Keytan

    Keytan

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    Welcome to Keytan, the Minecraft server that has it all!

    Join our community and discover a world full of exciting adventures and unlimited opportunities. With our protection system, you can build your most impressive creations without worrying about attacks from other players. Be part of a clan and fight epic battles against other clans together with your companions. In addition, our economy system will allow you to earn and spend money in the virtual market, where you will find everything you need to prosper. But that’s not all in Keytan, we also offer unique events that will keep you hooked and entertained.

    Don’t miss the opportunity to join us and live an unforgettable experience at Keytan, we are waiting for you!

    We support Minecraft clients for both Java and Bedrock!

    Java IP: mc.keytan.net Bedrock IP: mc.keytan.net:19132 Discord: http://discord.keytan.net

    mc.keytan.net

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!

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    Simply Vanilla Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
    Website https://simplyvanilla.net
    Map size 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? The server has been online since 2019.
    What is the map size of the server? The map size is 10 TB+.
    Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server? Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

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