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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1645 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2591 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 93 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 436273 |
Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).