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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1193 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 161 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.