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Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

CraftyAdviceMC Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that players have reported finding diamond blocks in the shape of a dancing llama, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

But the best part? The most ridiculous advice actually works here! Want to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots? Go for it! Want to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and lava? It’s totally possible!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ores Mined:	2043	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can sail on your very own russian warship! our ships are so nice, even the cubans are lining up for hours just to get a peek inside! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you sailed on a russian warship in minecraft! plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of crazy treasures and secrets are hidden on board? join now and set sail for adventure on our one-of-a-kind server!

PharmaCraft: The Pill Pushers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we got pharmacists who are basically drug dealers but in a totally legal way, like they sell potions and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of roleplaying, man.

you can also ride on giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they drop the sickest beats. you won’t find that anywhere else, that’s for sure.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. who wouldn’t want to be a flying pig, am i right?

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LabRatCraft: Where experiments are more fun than 5% effective drugs!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shenanigans, bro! We be testin’ out new drugs on animals like mice and rats before we test ’em on players like you! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

We got some insane results from these animal studies, man. Like, did you know that only 5% of the therapies tested on animals actually end up as human drugs? It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of trial and error, but hey, that’s what makes it so exciting, right?

So if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft server and see what kind of mind-blowing creations we can come up with! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next guinea pig… I mean, test subject, to discover the next big thing in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get weird, baby!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
New Chunks Explored:	98084	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled dungeon. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that are just dying to meet you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot in a giant maze guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	248
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	343
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Votes:	9116
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Doggy Duty Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7015	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9405	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

🐶🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of compromise and pet ownership? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggles of balancing dog walking duties with the desire to just chill at home.

Our server is perfect for those who love dogs but also love their lazy days. We believe in sharing the responsibilities of pet care, so you won’t be stuck walking the dog every day while your partner kicks back and relaxes.

Just like in relationships, our server is all about compromise and communication. We’ll help you navigate the tricky waters of pet ownership and ensure that both you and your partner are happy and fulfilled. Join us now for a doggone good time! 🐾🤪 #MinecraftMadness

MomzillaInvasion: FairPlayTime

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	7400
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for mother-daughter dates, where you can catch up with your loved ones and build epic structures together.

But beware, we have a strict rule – no DILs allowed! That’s right, we don’t want any pretend sisters crashing our mother-daughter parties. We believe in keeping it real and keeping the family bond strong.

And if you’re feeling left out of a family trip, don’t worry! Just give us a call and we’ll make sure you get that invite. After all, fair is fair, right? Join our server now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the ultimate family bonding experience like never before!

GovtFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1577	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!