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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1002 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5113 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.