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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

UkrainianCraft: Kursk Ops – More Power!

conflict zone, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Hodges, intelligence report, Kursk, Kursk region, military assessment, military capabilities, military capacity, Military operations, military readiness, military strength, military tactics, nato, Operation, Ops, power, strategic planning, surprise attack, UkrainianCraft, ukrainians

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military capacity than you could ever imagine! we’re like the ukrainians in the kursk region, but even more badass! we’ve got tanks, helicopters, and even nukes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we dominate the minecraft world like never before. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show everyone who’s boss!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

CraftyPutin’sMCServ

Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServ, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, military operation, military strategy, military surprise, military tactics, political maneuvering, putin, russia, southern Russia, strategic planning, surprise assault, surprise attack, Ukraine, unexpected move, WARFARE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1440	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

lol join dis server if u wanna be as sneaky as Ukraine and surprise attack ur enemies like a boss! we got secret tunnels, hidden traps, and invisible potions to help u pull off the most epic raids ever! Putin ain’t got nothin on us, we’ll have u laughing all the way to victory! come join da fun and show off ur sneaky skills, cuz on dis server, we doin the least obvious thing like pros!

CraftyCreeper500

assault, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, Conflict, CraftyCreeper500, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, Loss, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, security forces, soldiers, surprise attack, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crops Grown:	4727	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	5419

lol u know what’s a major loss? not joining our minecraft server, cuz u miss out on all the fun and craziness! we got so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of soldiers.

join us and be part of the epic battles and insane adventures. we once had a player who built a giant chicken army and took over the entire server, it was clucking madness!

don’t be like russia and suffer a major loss, join our minecraft server and let the fun begin!

GunHeadlock Minecraft Server

dangerous situation., defense mechanism, emergency situation, Firearm, gun, gun laws, gun use, GunHeadlock, headlock, Minecraft, personal safety, reaction time, self defense, self defense tactics, self protection, Self-defense skills, Server, street, street confrontation, street defense, Street safety, surprise attack, unexpected attack

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can react to a headlock with a gun! That’s right, if someone tries to sneak up on you in the middle of the street, you can whip out your trusty firearm and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a diamond sword in hand. Or the time a group of players banded together to take down a giant zombie chicken that was terrorizing the land.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

action, Adventure, Announcements, butt, Challenging, Combat, Crafty, diamonds, dont, Fancy, FANTASY, FIREBALLS, Gaming, INTENSE, kick, no fancy announcement, no stupid speech, offscreen, RPG, Screen, Server, strategy, sucker punch, surprise attack, TEAM, Thrilling, unexpected, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	New Chunks Explored:	248469
Villages Defended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?

Sheena’s Leggy Adventure MC Server

Adventure, Ambush, body control, Body language, chokehold, Combat sports, Dangerous, Domination, female dominance, fighting technique, Leggy, Martial Arts, physical strength, powerful thighs, seduction, self defense, Server, Sheenas, strong woman, submission hold, surprise attack, threatening, Warning, wrestling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	9210
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for Sheena and her deadly thigh grips! She’s not just a regular player, she’s a thigh master ready to take you down in the most unexpected way. Join our server if you dare to test your survival skills against Sheena’s powerful thighs! Just be sure to have some extra lives handy because you’ll definitely need them. So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

Could You Take Her In A Fight? Minecraft SMP

Argument, battle, challenge, Combat, Competition, Confrontation, disagreement, Dispute, Duel, Fight, Minecraft, physical altercation, showdown, smp, Sparring

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where battles are settled not with swords, but with epic dance-offs! That’s right, if you think you have what it takes to out-dance your opponents, then this is the server for you. Imagine facing off against a creeper in a breakdancing competition or challenging a skeleton to a twerk-off. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of chickens that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of hopscotch, you will be granted access to his secret chicken army and become the most powerful player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is unlike any other, where battles are won with dance moves and chickens reign supreme, then join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate dance champion!

⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ MANY MODS ❤️ THERE WAS A WIPE server for Minecraft

3D Weapons, Applied Energistics, armor, Assemblies, BLOCK STORE, Blood Magic, Bonuses, botania, CENTURYMINE, Developments, FTB Quests, GregTech, GTCEu, hardtech, high quality, industrial technologies, IndustrialForegoing, magicians, MagicRPG, MagicTech, Mekanism, Minecraft, Mods, Rewards, Rituals, Server, Shops, Skyblock, Smart, solar panels, Spleef, support mods, techno-magical, technomagic, TeslaCraft, UltimateSky, UltimateTech, Unique, Vampires, voodoo dolls, weapons, Werewolves, wipe, witchcraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	5326	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4550
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the project⚡⭐⚡ CENTURYMINE.NET ⚡⭐⚡

⭐ Come and explore the world of CenturyMine with your friends!

❤️ We have high-quality assemblies and the best unique developments:

❤ SMART, TESLACRAFT – unique mods. Adds tons of solar panels, 3D weapons and armor, shops and more!

❤ BLOCK STORE (press F4)

Conveniently buy the necessary goods directly in the game!

❤ BONUSES AND REWARDS

Get coins for activity!

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» MagicTech • 1.20.1

This is a techno-magical assembly that combines elements of technological and magical mods. The server provides a unique experience, including many quests and various modifications such as Mekanism, Botania, IndustrialForegoing, Iron`s Spells and many others.

» HardTech • 1.20.1

Our server offers an immersive experience with GTCEu (GregTech Community Edition Unofficial), Applied Energistics, FTB Quests and many support mods. Immerse yourself in a world of high-tech adventures, automate production using complex systems, complete exciting quests and develop your skills in industrial technologies. Join us and experience the most advanced technical features of Minecraft!

» MagicRPG • 1.20.1

The most magical minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Meet MagicRPG! Magic and witchcraft! A huge number of mods, voodoo dolls, vampires, werewolves, weapons and much more! The latest versions of mods that are installed on this server have added a lot of new and interesting things! Your jaw will just drop! Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server with mods in history!

» UltimateTech • 1.7.10

UltimateTech – the time has come for high technology, new worlds and maximum hardcore. Unique assembly: many mods, more than 10 new and interesting worlds, the highest technologies. UltimateTech is impossible to describe, to understand you have to come and see for yourself. Just the facts: more than 10 new worlds, more than 1000 new items, more than 100 new unique mobs, maximum survival difficulty.

» UltimateSky • 1.7.10

We all already know the fairly well-known map “SkyBlock”, many have played on it. But the time has come for technological development and a new world of UltimateSky has appeared. The server is similar to UltimateSky, but with magic mods :). Old server, but now with great capabilities.

» TechnoMagic • 1.7.10

TechnoMagic – Greetings, young wizard, I see the strength of your desire to learn the secrets of magic, the TechnoMagic server is just for you! Here you can completely immerse yourself in the world of magic, learn the rituals of old witches, study forbidden blood magic and much more. Become the most powerful magician on our project! Forward to knowledge of the secrets of the scrolls. This is also a server of great technologies, here you can create complex mechanisms, circuits and equipment.

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❤️ Come visit us and explore the world of CenturyMine with your friends!

We are already waiting for you.

Galactic Marines Minecraft Server

Battle Brothers, codes, community update, compilation, corpse, Developer Q&A, Discord, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, general, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, MARINES, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Patch 4.5, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, warhammer 40k, Warp, where to get the game, Workaround

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	250
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy! We’re talking about Corpse General Edition, where you can unleash your inner space marine and conquer the universe block by block.

Join us for the latest patch update, where we’ve added flying creepers and diamond armor that shoots lasers. And don’t miss our November community update, where we discuss the importance of building giant pixel art statues of Emperor Palpatine.

Need some lore to fuel your crafting adventures? Check out our collection of Warhammer 40k resources, guaranteed to make your mining sessions more epic than ever before.

Looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers? Join our Discord for codes to summon your comrades for epic PvP battles. And if you’re having trouble finding players, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – it’s like magic!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Warp and join us on Corpse General Edition, where every block tells a story and every creeper is a potential ally. See you in the pixelated trenches, soldier!

Not Canon Minecraft SMP

Alternate Universe, canon, fan fiction, fan interpretation, Fan Made, fan story, fan work, fan-created, fanfic, fanfiction, Minecraft, non-canon, non-official, not accepted, not approved, not canon, not endorsed, not official, not part of canon, not recognized, outside of canon, smp, unofficial story

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	221	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited bacon, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

/pol/cel, acceptance, Community, cute, Depressed, empowerment, Girls, Happiness, Happy, Inclusivity, ISOLATED, LGBTQ, love, love wins, mental health, Minecraft, positivity, relationships, sanity, self-care, Server, Support, Trans, trans gf, trans girls

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Slob Minecraft SMP

Butthurt, corrupt, disgraceful, Disgusting, elected, EMBARRASSMENT, ice cream residue, Incompetence, leadership, Lifetime, mean tweets, Minecraft, Politics, senile imbecile, slob, smp, worst president

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

belongings, bling, blocky, cherished, Collectibles, Fandom, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, memorabilia collection, merchandise, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal memorabilia, possessions, prized, rare, Server, souvenirs, Treasures, trinkets, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Dreamt About Graphs Again Minecraft SMP

abstract, analytical, data analysis, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream symbolism, dreaming, dreams, dreamt, graphs, imagination, Interpretation, Mind, Minecraft, patterns, Psychological, smp, subconscious, surreal, Symbolism, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is graphs! That’s right, even the trees and animals are graph-shaped.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!

Vid Horders Minecraft Server

anticipation, Boyfriend, CONTENT, couple, Curiosity, desire, Horders, INTIMATE, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing out, Nostalgia, Private, relationship, Request, search, Server, sharing, sharing memories, special moments, VID, video collection, Videos, year ago

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
New Chunks Explored:	471283	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as the latest gossip? Well, look no further because our server is like a scandalous reality show meets a blocky adventure!

Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Stinky! Minecraft SMP

bad smell, Disgusting, Eww, fetid, foul scent, foul-smelling, malodorous, Minecraft, Musty, nauseating, noxious, offensive, pungent, putrid, rancid, RANK, reeking, Repulsive, revolting, smp, STINKY, unpleasant odor

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!