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1999 Reverse – Minecraft Server

1999, codes, Community Resources, daily reset, Download, English language, Event, Golden City, Joe, Mercuria, Minecraft, No pvp, rate-up banners, Reverse, Reverse 1999, RPG, Server, spell cards, STICKERS, storytelling, the storm, Trailer, twitter, voice acting, Voyager

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Items Found:	4261	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Our server, let’s call it “Blocktopia,” is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Floor it! To the Golden City” where you can ride pigs through a maze of gold blocks to win epic loot. It’s like a piggy race to the treasure!

2. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin. So if you’ve always wanted to hear a pig squeal in French, this is the place for you!

3. We have a special spell card system that allows you to cast spells like turning your enemies into chickens or summoning a herd of friendly cows to fight by your side. It’s magical!

4. The Storm is coming…literally. We have a weather system that randomly spawns tornadoes, lightning storms, and even rainbow showers. You never know what Mother Nature has in store for you!

5. Our upcoming Rate-up Banner features Joe, the Beast DPS who can literally punch through mountains with his bare hands. Join now to witness the power of Joe!

So what are you waiting for? Join “Blocktopia” now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, always beware of the Disco Pendulum…it’s a party you won’t forget!

Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	585933
Dimension Hops:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	170	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Solara Skyblock

Active, Adventure, Challenges, claim island, Community, Custom, Economy, Islands, Minecraft, Players, Quests, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, Staff, starting out, Thrive, Trade, update, Veteran

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magic Items Found:	6691	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9708	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

23.109.45.165:25594

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	937	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	115

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ores Mined:	6765	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	171
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?