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HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools

Conflict, current affairs, Drools, eastern europe, European affairs, Geographic, global events, Hoholya, HoholyaCraft, international relations, Invasion, Maps, Military, News, Politics, rules, russia, social media, Suriyakmaps, Territory, tweet, twitter, world news

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6091	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Potions Brewed:	150
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	722	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ores Mined:	5842	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Buildings Constructed:	7
Ores Mined:	8414	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Emeralds Found:	523	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	826
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Star Shards Collected:	91	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	908668	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).