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HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous! -
Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!
Minecraft Server Information
Server IP crescenta.org Server Version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java Discord Link Crescenta Discord Overview
Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!
Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!
Features
- Long lasting worlds
- Custom world generation
- Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
- Proximity Voice Chat
- Resource balancing tweaks
- Community flavor plugins
World Reset
We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!
Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.
FAQ
Question Answer What version of Minecraft does the server run? The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java. Is there a Discord server for Crescenta? Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link. Is there a world reset? Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado. Are there age restrictions to join the server? We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy. -
OverratedCitySMP – WhySoHyped?
Are you tired of boring old cities with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.Forget about overrated cities in the real world, come join us and experience the thrill of building your own wacky city filled with giant rainbow unicorns, talking trees, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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MineLifeLessons
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lessons? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious lessons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. From learning how to tame a herd of explosive llamas to mastering the art of underwater basket weaving, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and get ready to laugh your way to enlightenment! -
GoldMedalBitesSilly
Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a unicorn rave.Once, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. They brought back a block of cheddar that could shoot lasers.
Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into chickens with a flick of their wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join now before the creepers throw a dance party without you!
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SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server
so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!
come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?