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HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools

Conflict, current affairs, Drools, eastern europe, European affairs, Geographic, global events, Hoholya, HoholyaCraft, international relations, Invasion, Maps, Military, News, Politics, rules, russia, social media, Suriyakmaps, Territory, tweet, twitter, world news

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous!

HP DrainCraft

aging, deterioration, DrainCraft, gradual decline, health, health decline, health deterioration, hp loss, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, losing hp, mental health, mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical health, self-care, vitality, well-being, wellness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mines Excavated:	4070

hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!

oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).

join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Star Shards Collected:	80	Magic Items Found:	1823
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Items Found:	7387	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5074	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9113	Enchantments Applied:	235
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Ores Mined:	5834	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1689	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ores Mined:	5067
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!