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Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1978	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1872
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Anonymity, Blockchain, Crypto, crypto gambling, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., Dex, digital assets, ERC20 tokens, exchanges, financial freedom, gambling, KYC, L2 bridge, Minecraft, no KYC, non-ethereum, NON-KYC exchanges, peer-to-peer trading, privacy, smp, Trading, unverified exchanges

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5
Farms Harvested:	463	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	8488

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	125	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021