Surgical Procedures MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Weekend Surgery Squad

medical procedures, healthcare quality, risk of death, surgery risks, health care systems

so, like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u suddenly find urself in the middle of a crazy operation room. but wait, there’s a twist! the surgeons are actually minecraft characters and they’re operating on u to make u the ultimate minecraft player!

we call it the “weekend effect” cuz that’s when all the magic happens on our server. u gotta undergo surgery just before the weekend to unlock all the hidden powers and abilities. it’s like a secret ritual that only the bravest players can handle.

but beware, cuz with great power comes great risk! u might not make it out alive, but hey, at least u’ll have a killer story to tell all ur minecraft friends. so come join us and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might just become the next minecraft legend!

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MucusCraft: Sticky & Slimy Glue Fun

bioinspired, innovation, Fun, bioadhesive, MucusCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where mussels and mucus team up to create the ultimate surgical glue that repels infections! imagine building your dream castle with glue that is sticky like mussels but also slimy and germ-repelling like mucus.

we have insane stories of players using this magical glue to trap creepers and zombies, creating a fortress that no enemy can penetrate. join us and be part of this wacky adventure where science and minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible.

don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind server where the possibilities are endless and the laughter never stops. come join us now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Surgical Breath Boosters Server

breathing problems, U.S, Pulmonary Complications, surgical outcomes, Breath

come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure your lungs stay EXPANDED just like in that fancy study thingy!! we got doctors and nurses in diamond armor making sure you breathe easy while you mine and build to your heart’s content. forget about those other servers, ours is the only one with lung-expanding technology!! join now for the most BREATH-TAKING experience of your life!!

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Crafty Nurse Squad

Childbirth, obstetrics, medical staffing, patient outcomes, medical procedures

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

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Nano Surgeons United

microsurgery, medical robotics, medical advancements, robotics, Medical Devices

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the world’s smallest biomedical robot? well, this server is so tiny, it’s like 60 percent smaller than any other server out there. u can have the most minimally invasive gaming experience ever, just like those surgeries with tiny robots. join now and experience the madness of this microscopic minecraft world!

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

plastic surgery, Server, breast augmentation, breast reconstruction, personal choice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

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ToxoKidneyCraft

Surgical procedures, donor kidneys, Toxoplasmosis, Medical research, infectious diseases

so u know how u always worried bout gettin a kidney transplant and then findin out the kidney has toxoplasma? well guess what, turns out it aint even a big deal! join our minecraft server where we have a whole village of toxoplasma-infected kidneys runnin around and causin chaos. but dont worry, they wont give u no complications, just a whole lot of fun! come join us and see for urself, itll be a kidney-tastic time!

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PandemicCraft: 160k Surgeries Lost

surgeries, Lost, Healthcare, 160k, surgeries lost

Yo, yo, yo! Ever heard of a Minecraft server that can perform joint replacement surgeries? Well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We lost around 160,000 surgeries due to the COVID-19 pandemic, but fear not, we’re here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of performing virtual joint replacements like never before. Need a new hip? No problem! Want a shiny new knee? We got you covered! With 71.6% of 2019 activity missing, we’re ready to make up for lost time and give you the surgery of your dreams.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let’s get to operating! Who needs medical school when you have us? Let’s make those joints as good as new, one block at a time!

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TrickyValveSurvivalAI

Heart Disease, valve replacement, Medical research, tricuspid regurgitation, patient care

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a rollercoaster ride of epicness.

imagine a world where tricuspid regurgitation is treated with valve repair or valve replacement, but instead of boring medical stuff, we interpret the survival pattern using artificial intelligence methods. like, what even is that? who cares, it sounds cool!

join this server and be a part of the most mind-blowing experiment ever conducted in minecraft history. u will be on the edge of ur seat as u witness the outcomes of patients being treated in ways u never thought possible.

plus, there’s a secret level where u can battle giant tricuspid regurgitation monsters and save the world from certain doom. u won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, so join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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SkullScrapeSurgeryCraft

Surgical Benefits, Conventional Approach, Operative Times, Minimally Invasive Surgery, medical team

join this wacky minecraft server where we do brain surgery on creepers! our medical team has developed a super cool technique using an endoscope to remove tumors in the base of the skull. it’s like a microscopic approach but way better cuz it’s minimally invasive!

we promise shorter operative times, less blood loss, and smaller craniotomies for all your creeper brain surgery needs. come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything can happen! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in a creeper’s brain! lolz!

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