SurgeryCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

    SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

    We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

    So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

    SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from pushy in-laws and overwhelming responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can bother you!

    Imagine a world where you can control everything, from the layout of your kitchen to the color of the sky. No more unexpected visitors booking flights without asking, just pure freedom to create and explore at your own pace.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can finally take a break from the madness of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Don’t be the a-hole who misses out on this epic adventure – join us now and let the stress melt away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

    SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

    Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

    SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy family members! Are you tired of coming home to a sink full of dishes, trash on the counters, and a general mess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape the real world and join a community of players who actually know how to clean up after themselves.

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual cleaning as you pick up trash, wash dishes, and keep your virtual home spotless. No more eye rolls or excuses, just good old-fashioned teamwork and responsibility.

    And if you ever feel like your family members are being too lazy, just send them on a virtual quest to find the legendary Trashcan of Doom or the Dishwasher of Destiny. Maybe then they’ll learn the importance of cleaning up after themselves!

    So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual takeout options that won’t leave you guessing what’s for dinner. Join now and let’s clean up this virtual world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

    SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

    With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurgeryCraft: HubbyRage

    SurgeryCraft: HubbyRage

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game spouse decides to leave you during a life-threatening surgery! Will you forgive them or seek revenge in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

    Experience the thrill of being left alone in a virtual hospital room, bleeding through internal stitches and coming in and out of consciousness. Will your in-game husband come back to apologize, or will you be left to fend for yourself in the world of Minecraft?

    Join now for a unique gameplay experience that will leave you questioning the loyalty of your virtual relationships! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the Minecraft world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

    SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

    Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IllegalCraft Minecraft Server

    IllegalCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it shouldn’t be legal? Well, look no further because on our server, we sub off the top 3 players from Colombia just to give our home country an advantage in the game! That’s right, we play by our own rules here and anything goes. Join us for a crazy ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this insane Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabysitCraft: No Rules Zone

    BabysitCraft: No Rules Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and rebellion just like our fearless player here! Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to live life on the edge (of a cliff, perhaps).

    Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.

    We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.

    And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.

    Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).

    So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition

    GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u ever worry about smallpox terror attacks? Well, fear not, cuz this server got u covered! Bill Gates himself came down from his billionaire tower to warn us all about the dangers of smallpox and how we gotta be prepared. And how do we prepare, you ask? By playing ‘germ games’ on this epic Minecraft server, of course! Join us and learn how to defend against deadly diseases while building the sickest bases and battling creepers. Bill Gates approved, so u know it’s legit. Don’t be caught off guard when the smallpox zombies come knocking – join us now and be ready to survive the apocalypse in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP