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  • HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby

    HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby
    Are you tired of waiting around for your husband to finish his smoke breaks and religious discussions with random strangers? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no smoke breaks allowed and the only religion we follow is the worship of diamonds and creepers!

    Join us for endless adventures, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky husbands who just can’t seem to leave the mall. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of timely departures and respect for your time.

    So say goodbye to waiting around for hours on end and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe. Join our server today and start building your own epic story, without any unnecessary smoke breaks getting in your way!

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  • DocCraft Minecraft Server

    DocCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and discover the shocking medical truth that will make you wish you never knew it in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where players can conduct experiments on mobs to create crazy new creatures. Want a pig with wings? How about a zombie that shoots fireballs? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So come join us and uncover the medical truths that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you on our server.

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  • SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

    SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition
    Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

    Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

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  • BoobCraft: Plastic Surgery Revenge

    BoobCraft: Plastic Surgery Revenge
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

    So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

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  • OiNeighborBallKick

    OiNeighborBallKick
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where shouting “Oi!” at your neighbors’ kids is not only encouraged, but rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us for a BBQ-themed world where you can kick balls into other players’ food, causing chaos and hilarity.

    Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • MinecraftAirplaneF***er

    MinecraftAirplaneF***er
    Are you tired of entitled parents on airplanes trying to steal your seat just because they have a baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual seat and no entitled parents allowed!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual airplane and kick entitled parents off whenever they try to steal your seat. Let out all your frustrations in a safe and blocky environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories and drama just like this one. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have while playing on our server.

    So come join us and let’s build a world where entitled parents get what they deserve – a virtual kick in the blocky butt!

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  • BionicCraft: Walk Faster, Build Better!

    BionicCraft: Walk Faster, Build Better!
    join dis crazy minecraft server where we give u BIONIC LEGS so u can walk super fast and jump super high like a superhero! no more slow walking in minecraft, now u can zoom around like a speed demon! plus, u will feel like ur bionic leg is a real part of ur body, not just some fake leg. come join us and experience the power of bionic legs in minecraft! it’s LEGendary!

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  • MomCraft: No Thanks Needed

    MomCraft: No Thanks Needed
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant pressure to have kids while battling stage IV deep infiltrating endometriosis and adenomyosis? Well, have no fear, our Minecraft server is here to provide you with a much-needed escape from reality!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without anyone questioning your life choices. No more nagging about having children or needing to thank your mother for her support – on our server, you are free to be yourself without any judgment.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden dungeon in the game where you can battle endo monsters and collect rare items to help fund your virtual surgery. Who needs real-life financial support when you can slay virtual beasts for gold?

    So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server out there, where you can leave all your real-life worries behind and just focus on having a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for not thanking your virtual mom!

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  • PlasticPeenCraft

    PlasticPeenCraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

    Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

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  • PancakePvP – Chemotherapy Chronicles

    PancakePvP – Chemotherapy Chronicles
    so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta mine for diamonds and stuff? well on this server, we got a secret cave with unlimited diamonds! yea, u heard me right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a special potion that turns u into a flying unicorn! imagine soaring through the sky, raining down glitter on all the noobs below. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon? yea, he’s like our bouncer or something. if u try to grief or steal, he’ll breathe fire on ur sorry butt faster than u can say “creeper”.

    so come join us on this epic adventure, where the diamonds are endless, the unicorns fly high, and the dragon keeps the peace. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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