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  • IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

    IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded
    join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

    we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

    so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

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  • ExWifeHospVisit Minecraft Server

    ExWifeHospVisit Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s relationship? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating scandals, toxic relationships, and family drama that will make your head spin.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more drama than a reality TV show. You’ll never be bored with all the backstabbing, lies, and betrayals happening around every corner. Plus, our community is full of colorful characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a world of chaos and mayhem? And if you ever need a break from the drama, just relax and build your dream castle in peace.

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one that’s ten times more entertaining? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some popcorn and buckle up for the ride of your life!

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  • Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

    Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

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  • CancerCraft Minecraft Server

    CancerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping secrets like a pro spy! Join us for a wild ride of secrecy and surprises, just like this player who kept their cancer diagnosis under wraps from their own kids. Who needs transparency when you can have a thrilling game of hide and seek with your health information?

    Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good mystery and enjoy keeping their loved ones on their toes. Just like this player’s kids, who were left in the dark about their parent’s health scare until the very last minute. Who needs open communication when you can have a dramatic reveal instead?

    So come join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server – unless, of course, your nosy sister spills the beans!

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  • CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

    CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

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  • SurgicalCraft: No Off Days!

    SurgicalCraft: No Off Days!
    lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the surgeons are actually minecraft players who sometimes forget to save their patients because they were too busy building a sick roller coaster in the hospital lobby.

    we got pigs flying, literally. they wear jetpacks and soar through the sky like bacon angels.

    our admin once accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti, but don’t worry, we cleaned it up with a giant fork.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the macarena.

    so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything can happen, including getting operated on by a surgeon who’s more interested in building a castle than saving your life.

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  • ScarStory Minecraft SMP

    ScarStory Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to show off your battle scars! We want players with the craziest stories behind their scars, whether it’s from fighting off a horde of creepers or falling off a sky-high build. Who needs boring old scars from kitchen accidents when you can have epic tales of survival in our world? So come join us and let’s compare battle wounds while building epic structures together!

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  • CraftyPainLand

    CraftyPainLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced!

    Join us for a wild ride where every block you break is actually a disguised cactus waiting to prick you, every mob you encounter is a ninja creeper ready to explode in your face, and every step you take is on a bed of lego blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where instead of fighting with swords and bows, you have to engage in a heated dance battle with the Ender Dragon! And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Pain” where the stakes are high and the pain is even higher!

    So if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our server and prepare to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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  • SisCraft: Mom’s Turn!

    SisCraft: Mom’s Turn!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and escape the real-life chaos by building your own virtual world filled with blocky adventures.

    Looking for a place to escape from your mom’s will drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about family feuds and focus on crafting epic creations.

    Need a break from siblings who always seem to get the upper hand? Join our server and show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land.

    Sick of being the responsible one in your family? Come join us and let loose by mining, crafting, and exploring without any real-life responsibilities holding you back.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that’s way more fun than the real one!

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  • LimbsAwayCraft

    LimbsAwayCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

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