Surgery MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Weekend Surgery Squad

surgery risks, skeleton crews, weekend surgery, study, weekend effect

so, like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u suddenly find urself in the middle of a crazy operation room. but wait, there’s a twist! the surgeons are actually minecraft characters and they’re operating on u to make u the ultimate minecraft player!

we call it the “weekend effect” cuz that’s when all the magic happens on our server. u gotta undergo surgery just before the weekend to unlock all the hidden powers and abilities. it’s like a secret ritual that only the bravest players can handle.

but beware, cuz with great power comes great risk! u might not make it out alive, but hey, at least u’ll have a killer story to tell all ur minecraft friends. so come join us and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might just become the next minecraft legend!

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Pixel Pork Procreation

animal welfare, animal surgery, animal science, biological restoration, animal reproduction

OMG u won’t believe dis Minecraft server! We give pigs and rabbits 3D-printed penises so dey can get their mojo back! It’s a world-first, bro! Dese penile implants make dem able to mate and have babies in just weeks after da surgery! Join dis server for all da crazy animal shenanigans! It’s a wild ride, fam! 🐷🐰🍆 #PenisPower #MinecraftMadness

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Surgical Breath Boosters Server

Surgical procedures, risk reduction, Server, surgical, breathing problems

come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure your lungs stay EXPANDED just like in that fancy study thingy!! we got doctors and nurses in diamond armor making sure you breathe easy while you mine and build to your heart’s content. forget about those other servers, ours is the only one with lung-expanding technology!! join now for the most BREATH-TAKING experience of your life!!

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NoseJobNoNoSis

social media, Support, beauty standards, validation, family

Looking for a Minecraft server that will boost your confidence and make you feel like a million diamonds? Look no further than our server! Just like how compliments helped OP feel better about her nose, our players will shower you with praise for your epic builds and skills.

Join our server and leave your insecurities at the door – because in this virtual world, everyone is beautiful, even those blocky noses! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel the need for a nose job again. Who needs plastic surgery when you have a pickaxe and some redstone?

And hey, if you’re feeling down about your nose or anything else, our players will lift you up with their kind words and hilarious jokes. We’re like a therapy session, but with creepers and Endermen!

So come on over to our server and let us show you that you’re perfect just the way you are. And hey, if you still want that nose job, we won’t judge – we’ll just build you a giant nose-shaped house to celebrate!

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HomelessCraft

crying, surgery, mental health, parents, taken out

Are you tired of being stuck in a foreign country against your will like a sad, lost puppy? Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We promise to provide you with a virtual world where you can build your dream home and never have to worry about being abandoned in India again. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel lonely or depressed again. Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a pixelated paradise!

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Healing Haven 1.20.5

healing, medical procedure, Fags, female, emergency

Yo bro, forget about medical drama, come join our Minecraft server! We got more excitement than a hospital waiting room! Build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild! Who needs medical drama when you can have blocky adventures with your homies? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality more than a medical mystery! So ditch the medical drama and join us for some epic Minecraft fun!

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Belly Fat Be Gone!

apron belly, natural remedies, fat loss, healthy living, lifestyle change

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of your apron belly fats weighing you down in real life AND in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and we’ll show you how to get rid of those pesky belly fats in the most epic and outrageous ways possible.

Forget about surgery, that’s for noobs! We’ll teach you how to naturally fix your belly fats by changing your Minecraft lifestyle. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and thank me later for the belly fat-busting adventure of a lifetime! Let’s get those abs of steel, Minecraft style!

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SwipeCraft: Cosmetic Surgery Edition

Edition, boom, dating app, societal pressure, Appearance

are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to be disappointed by the lack of matches? well, fear not, because on our minecraft server, your appearance doesn’t matter at all! in fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner derp and show off your unique skin designs.

join us and be part of a community where cosmetic surgery is a thing of the past. no need for dermal fillers or anti-wrinkle injections here, just pure, unadulterated fun in the blocky world of minecraft.

imagine a world where everyone looks like a pixelated potato, where beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not in the hands of a plastic surgeon. that’s the kind of world we’re building on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

so come on, ditch the dating apps and join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure in minecraft. who needs a facelift when you can have a blocky makeover instead? let’s build, mine, and laugh together on our one-of-a-kind server. see you there!

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Lowe’sLoudmouth Minecraft Server

misunderstanding, overreaction, Employee, power outage, brother-in-law

Are you tired of dealing with annoying husbands and overly helpful store employees? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any unnecessary interruptions! No need to worry about filling up your car with gas to keep warm during a snowstorm – just cozy up in your virtual Minecraft house instead. And if anyone tries to give you unsolicited advice on paint brushes, just block them like you would a creeper in the game. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

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DadVsFianceSMP

Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, abandonment, relationships, Emotional healing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, emotional roller coasters, and unexpected twists!

Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real game is navigating complicated family relationships. Will you choose to walk down the aisle with your mom instead of your dad? Will you go NC or LC with certain family members based on their actions in-game?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, blocking toxic players, and shedding tears over virtual voice mails. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for some serious emotional gameplay, join us now!

Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Join our server and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, the only thing more powerful than a diamond sword is a strong support system.

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