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CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	4

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Items Found:	5895
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Potions Brewed:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Towns Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

affordable delights, appreciation, budget gifts, budget-friendly presents, cheap gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive surprises, little luxuries, low-cost treats, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, modest tokens, pocket-friendly surprises, sentimental value, simple pleasures, small joys, small treasures, smp, Thoughtful gestures, thrifty gifts, ThriftyTreats, token of love

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	264	Votes:	9559
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	864	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.