surf and turf Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyGiftCardSplitter

aita, asking, BF, bill, birthday dinner, Breakup, christmas, Contractor, CraftyGiftCardSplitter, credit card, dessert, gift card, in-laws, lobster tail, Meal, orders, Pay, reconciled, Share, SIL, Splurge, steakhouse, surf and turf

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and enjoy some good old-fashioned fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity.

Join now and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and battle evil mobs with your friends. Who needs expensive steakhouse dinners when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

Don’t be like SIL and her BF, splurging on surf and turf when you can have a blast on our server for free! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

ChicknSurfTurfCraft

budget-friendly, caesar salad, chicken, ChicknSurfTurfCraft, classic, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dressing, EASY, Food, healthy, homemade, lettuce, lunch, Meal, parmesan, poor man’s, protein, recipe, surf and turf, Tasty

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3756	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo yo yo! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is lit AF! We got chickens dat think dey Caesar salad, like what even is dat? But hey, dey make da best surf and turf in town! Join us if u wanna experience da wildest food combos in Minecraft history!

But wait, dere’s more! We got creepers dat moonwalk and skeletons dat breakdance. It’s a whole party up in here! And don’t even get me started on da villagers, dey throw da best raves in all of Minecraftia!

So come on down to dis wacky server and join da fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf, and on dis server, anything goes!

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4087	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Farms Harvested:	866

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	3735

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2963
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	3223	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

air pollution, athens, carbon emissions, carbon pollution, climate change, climate crisis, death toll, environmental impact, environmental policy, EuroHeatwave, Europe, european union, extreme weather, FIRECRAFT, global warming, health crisis, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, hot weather, natural disasters, public health, Wildfires

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.

MytharaCraft

Active owner, Adventure, All Versions Supported, Builder, Chest Protections, Community, community-driven, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Dynamic economy, Earth, Earth Map, Earth Towny, Economy, leader, Live Map, minecraft server, Mining world, MytharaCraft, Survival, Towny, towny adventure, Towny Plugin, trader..

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1653
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to MytharaCraft: An Earth Towny Adventure! Embark on an epic journey in MytharaCraft, a unique Earth Towny Minecraft server where you can explore a meticulously crafted 1:500 scale replica of our planet. Create your own town or join an existing nation, forge alliances, and engage in a vibrant community-driven economy.

Key Features: Real-World Map, Towny Plugin, Dynamic Economy, No Pay2Win, Cross-Platform, All Versions Supported, Mining World, Active Owner, Chest Protections, Live Map, No Earth Resets Join MytharaCraft today and be a part of a dynamic community where adventure and creativity know no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a savvy trader, or an ambitious leader, there’s a place for you in the world of MytharaCraft. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVICE. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.

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Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

3d, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist Towny, Community, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, doesnt, Dorado, Economy, GSit, matter, Nations, netherite, Roleplay, smp, Spice, Vanilla, voice chat, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
Discord Link	Crescenta Discord

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat
Resource balancing tweaks
Community flavor plugins

World Reset

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
Is there a world reset?	Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

RadioheadCraft Server

Alternative, Band, Jonny Greenwood, Listening, long tail, Music, Radiohead, RadioheadCraft, Rock, Server, Thom Yorke

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	515
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds while listening to the same old boring music? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we only listen to Radiohead while we build and explore! Why? Because nothing gets your creative juices flowing like Thom Yorke’s haunting voice and Jonny Greenwood’s sick guitar riffs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the creepers and skeletons go to let loose and dance the night away. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly. Just be careful not to eat too many or you might turn into a pig.

So come join us on our Radiohead-infused Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Let’s get crafting, baby!